General / Off-Topic Debate on the best way to slap a CMDR with a wet kipper?

Bran Tse Mallory

Bran Tse Mallory
Welcome CMDR's

I figured today I would actually start an Off-Topic thread - most of mine go off topic pretty fast anyways or get thrown down here by those with to much power... :D

Elitemeet is fast approaching and with it comes my opportunity to exact some revenge on certain 'mods' who will be there, sadly my arch forum rival TJ will not be present but I believe my Nemesis Mr Phillips will be there as I believe Mr Maynard will be too. This is almost the perfect gathering.

But how best to approach the target? Should this be done in classic ninja style with lots of stealth or should it be just a direct assault? Perhaps a challenge to a duel would be more fair...

Reason for asking is that I hope to have another CMDR film the fish based fun so I can post it all over social media showing gamer's everywhere that the mods can be beaten - with a wet fish!

As always keep it clean but have fun with the ideas on how best to slap a mod with a wet kipper!
 

Hell Razor5543

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Well, I think THIS fish might be large enough to make your point felt;

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Bran Tse Mallory

Bran Tse Mallory
Hell Razor5543 said:
Well, I think THIS fish might be large enough to make your point felt;

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It's a great idea as it would get all of them at once but I don't know how I could even pick it up let alone smuggle it into the venue... Plus I fear slapping anyone with that would result in me being arrested for multiple murders! :D

Damn, now my avatar seems to of become Maynard holding a fish... Well at least it's giving the folks I work with a laugh - Bit of an odd atmosphere today as I've decided to leave where I work and go out on my own. Just have to survive the following 4 weeks now! :D
 

Hell Razor5543

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Bran Tse Mallory said:
It's a great idea as it would get all of them at once but I don't know how I could even pick it up let alone smuggle it into the venue... Plus I fear slapping anyone with that would result in me being arrested for multiple murders! :D

Damn, now my avatar seems to of become Maynard holding a fish... Well at least it's giving the folks I work with a laugh - Bit of an odd atmosphere today as I've decided to leave where I work and go out on my own. Just have to survive the following 4 weeks now! :D
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Just smuggle it in using your Cobra MkIII. On second thoughts that may not be such a good idea. The stink of fish would hang around in the cargo hold for AGES!

I have noticed that the goldfish in your (currently imposed) Avatar seems to have the face of your previous Avatar.
 
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Bran Tse Mallory

Bran Tse Mallory
Hell Razor5543 said:
Just smuggle it in using your Cobra MkIII. On second thoughts that may not be such a good idea. The stink of fish would hang around in the cargo hold for AGES!

I have noticed that the goldfish in your (currently imposed) Avatar seems to have the face of your previous Avatar.
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Proof of genetic manipulation experiments by them... Not to worry, I'm going to see the Dr. later. Hope he has a pill to cure this! :D
 

Hell Razor5543

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Er, Bran, I would not worry about it. Apparently that particular breed of fish is VERY rare, and when it finishes growing it ends up something like this;

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Bran Tse Mallory

Bran Tse Mallory
Un1k0rn said:
Do, or do not.

There is no try.
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I consider my self told and therefore I will do this! :D

I'll be talking to the organisers to ensure that all of this won't cause them any issues - can't get them into trouble! It may well be that the mods have to dragged outside, kisking and screaming I hope, to have the wet kipper administered to the face. This may also make it easier to film. My hope is to have it filmed in glorious 4K so it could even be shown in cinemas! :D
 
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