10 Signs You Might Be Playing Too Much Elite Dangerous

[PuffyEichhorst]

...when you try to line up before you enter while you have sex...:x

 

[IndigoWyrd]

...when you try to line up before you enter while you have sex...:x

Rotational Correct Off, please.

 

[Marc JX8P]

How about EVERY SINGLE TIME there are a bunch of circles next to each other for one sec you think you're looking at a system map..?

 

[Han_Zen]

You know Morse code, but find the human accent weird.

You get a free calender from Simbad.

You park your car pointing to Merope

 

[CMDR Cosmic Spacehead]

When you end a conversation with a real person with "Fly Safe!"

And yes, I've done it. lol

 

[firemane]

- When you steal the oreos from someone's unattended cart at the supermarket after saying "All that tasty cargo".

- When you wiggle your car back and forth on the parking slot while expecting it to lock in place.

- When you make multicannon noises after lining the slow car in front with a smudge on your windshield.

- When you try to sell your kids at the destination.

 

[Jean Michel Marijt]

Is more than 20 weeks playtime playing from second beta september 2014 a sign...[where is it]

 

[Kolato]

I'm playing since Feb 2015, and is it normal that I fly A-rated Corvette with 125 million left in bank and don't have any legacy fines/bounties left at all? Am i doing it wrong?

Also, how can anyone get such a big bounty in system? I once went full police genocide mode on, and after days I barely managed to get 1 million bounty on me.

I've played since november 2014 and i only have around 700 million cr total in assets, with over 3000 hours played... That's exploration payout for you

 

[Earthman]

...when you try to line up before you enter while you have sex...:x

... and your told "docking denied"

 

[Alex Brentnall]

Surely number 1 should be "When you spend more time on the forums and/or reddit than you do in game"

 

[jasonbarron]

11. Before you enter a house, you slow down and yell to the homeowner demanding to know which chair is allocated to you.

And when you do figure out which chair is allocated to you, you get parked in it as quickly as possible to avoid being destroyed for blocking access.

 

[Cupsuki]

-Humming the sound of the discovery scanner when you get somewhere

-Identifying as your ship's callsign

-Thinking that the gear lever is a HOTAS

 

[jasonbarron]

...when you try to line up before you enter while you have sex...:x

Rotational Correct Off, please.

100% FA Off.

 

[Taranis Dekker]

... and your told "docking denied"

Wrong 'pad'?

 

[Mazelinho]

- you know the star class the moment you drop out of hyperspace

- you can routinely dock in less than one minute

- you think 14ly / 1ls are short distances and 0.3c is slow

 

[equex]

-when you wake up to your brain playing the wobba-woobba-wooooba sound when dropping out of glide
-when you hear cargo scoop radar pings in your head even when not in front of the game

 

[Han_Zen]

When you buy the most powerfull laser pointer on the market to defend your garden from ants.

 

[Don Alvarez]

When I go to my friend's house, I drive past the house at twice the speed limit with my wife yelling at me "Slow Down!" I pass the driveway and circle the block to come back around so I can pull into the driveway at a much safer speed.

 

[CMDR Cosmic Spacehead]

I drive an old-ish Vauxhall, so the dials and display are.. you guessed it.. Orange!

•So sometimes I look left to see how far away my destination is.
•I also 'notice' my wing mirrors.
•And I also have developed a bit of OCD with parking perfectly within the lines.
•I also expect my brakes to work far less effectively than they do. Which is kinda dangerous. Lol
•On the flip side, when the brakes on my work van fell off (yes, they literally fell off!), the time it took to slow down actually felt kinda normal. Lol



Like many others, i also hear many different ED noises, when I'm not playing ED.

 

[Iori]

-When you finally decide to play another game, and it reminds you that games were supposed to be fun.