She does you just quoted one.
Wait, what? verminstar is a chick?
Theys coming to take me away ha ha hee hee ho ho
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Wait, what? verminstar is a chick?
Obviously I don't even need to answer this
Only at the weekend. Well unless his daughter has hacked his account.
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verminstar
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Was gonna reply with "only st weekends" but red was in there first...so an alternative is required.
Honestly, if the price is right then ye never know yer luck. By the way, yer avatar reminds me of an overweight Tom sellick ^
I can almost imagine the mods seeing the thread title and the author and groaning inwardly at the thought of what delights await them
So...explorers and the concept of "space madness" has gone hand in hand since forever and a bit...but is it role play or genuine insanity?
As I scan through the forum, its all salt and attempts at building hype which isnt really that much fun anymore. Dont get me wrong, I can be as salty as the next man, but it wears one down after a time. Basically whats happening is that I cba with about 5 quarters of the forum so Ive decided to start a funny and see where it goes.
So are ye a genuine nutball or is it just role play?
I am going to have to report this thread, poster and his avatar to the mods for everything and anything I can think off... Once I finish this coffee.
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You still waiting...?
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Right, I'll begin.
Firstly, it is Sunday and I do not appreciate being woken by my phone alerting me to a funny thread on these forums. I had drunk rather a lot of Whiskey last night and the damn phone was really close to my ear when it went off thus making me instantly aware of the mammoth hangover I was in the middle of not to mention the dream about mods being replaced by a room full of monkey's with tablets. It was such a good dream which was interrupted right at the point Tj was about to be fired out of the building from a tin foil cannon by Geomon at the orders of Brett C... Maynard and Phillips had already been 'sent' on their way and the whole thing was being live streamed by a manic Ed <- Normal service for Ed!
Secondly, you imply that space madness is not a thing but an act... Well if you would like to step outside the ship we can have a discussion in private about that and I can then show you the scratch marks on the outside of my ship... Who did that eh? Aliens - But no one ever wants to talk about that... You think it's an act well I can tell you that there is no script either, the voices say and do whatever they want resulting in actions like shooting at Earth like worlds and wondering how may people you just killed or smearing poop all over a planet to make it look an odd shade of beige! (That one takes time to do and lots of curry and beer can help speed up the process should you be told to do it.) Not convinced yet? Look at my avatar to the left and also those below... They change by themselves.
Thirdly, the avatar... I find it cruel that you made 100th Monkey dress up like a French villain wearing a baseball cap with a smoke in his mouth. Not only is this cruelty to smokes but also to the monkey being forced to wear such a silly hat - Would be fat better with a Trilby and Flasher mac... I insist you re-dress 100th Monkey and take the shot again and this time use colour... I know they let you have crayons so use them!
The above is 68% Roleplay, 47% Whiskey and 74% Nutball.
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I can almost imagine the mods seeing the thread title and the author and groaning inwardly at the thought of what delights await them
So...explorers and the concept of "space madness" has gone hand in hand since forever and a bit...but is it role play or genuine insanity?
As I scan through the forum, its all salt and attempts at building hype which isnt really that much fun anymore. Dont get me wrong, I can be as salty as the next man, but it wears one down after a time. Basically whats happening is that I cba with about 5 quarters of the forum so Ive decided to start a funny and see where it goes.
So are ye a genuine nutball or is it just role play?
Which is why space madness is such a bad disease, because you're at least 4 weeks away from the nearest doctor......[where is it]
Bill
"well Sparky the space unicorn claimed she was a doctor, and she told me the problem was the chaff launcher on the back of my AspX and I needed to go outside and check it, but she also told me I did'nt need an EVA suit as her space glitter would protect me
I was lucky though because the scanner told me she was lying.... that she wasn't a doctor at all, and all the other modules agreed with him" [woah]
verminstar
Banned
Had a wee altercation with the staff here. So I got up on the table to pee in the cornflakes and they seem surprised by this...so like they must expect me to eat them dry?
Norms confuse me in their oddness...at least they didnt tie me to the bed this time. Health inspector dudes in so the staff are being unusually nice to us today after that bleach enima last week. That was lots of fun.
Ye know bran, it honestly wouldnt surprise me to know someone did complain about all sorts of my antics, which is a bit sad really. Some people just got no sense of humour whatsoever...they should become mods if they have the basic qualifications
I never talk about aliens either...one did enjoy the probing and it wouldnt be right talking about it unless one the sunday rags pays me 50 bricks fer the kiss and tell exclusive. They were very gentle and used water based lube.
Ye would laugh out loud if ye knew where I got that monkey picture...and erm...that aint a cigarette hes smokin ^
Norms confuse me in their oddness...at least they didnt tie me to the bed this time. Health inspector dudes in so the staff are being unusually nice to us today after that bleach enima last week. That was lots of fun.
Ye know bran, it honestly wouldnt surprise me to know someone did complain about all sorts of my antics, which is a bit sad really. Some people just got no sense of humour whatsoever...they should become mods if they have the basic qualifications
I never talk about aliens either...one did enjoy the probing and it wouldnt be right talking about it unless one the sunday rags pays me 50 bricks fer the kiss and tell exclusive. They were very gentle and used water based lube.
Ye would laugh out loud if ye knew where I got that monkey picture...and erm...that aint a cigarette hes smokin ^
Well, you'll get no sympathy from me. Drinking Whisky with an "e".
I'm not young but I know what that means. Onionhead.
The only thing you should put in whisky is more whisky. Got it.
verminstar
Banned
Well, you'll get no sympathy from me. Drinking Whisky with an "e".
I'm not young but I know what that means. Onionhead.
The only thing you should put in whisky is more whisky. Got it.
Ye know its real whiskey when yer grandad scoffs at yer single malt from the off license and gives ye a bottle in a brown paper bag...the type that comes from an unnamed sources shed on some farm. So strong, the mere smell makes yer eyes water. Bit like medical alcohol only it tastes nicer...like strawberries to be exact.
Yanks call it moonshine...we Irish call it potcheen ^
I agree with your grandad. You can keep your single malts as far as I'm concerned. Mine's a low flyer.
I call it P45 because if you get caught with it...
Well, you'll get no sympathy from me. Drinking Whisky with an "e".
I'm not young but I know what that means. Onionhead.
The only thing you should put in whisky is more whisky. Got it.
E or no E, it does the job... I will however try the excellent suggestion of mixing the two tonight!
I won't argue with that. Although Meths and boot polish works* in a pinch.
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I know, I know.
I'm the only sane CMDR in this galaxy. The rest of you are bananapeanutbuttersandwich bonkers.
verminstar
Banned
You sir are either trolling or sober ^
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verminstar
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I call it P45 because if you get caught with it...
Caught by who? The local peelers are his best and most regular customers ^
If madness includes a 45 year old man , reading a forum about a space simulation game , which he has dedicated a very large amount of time to ... spent more money than he cares to mention on pretty colours and graphics for his make belief spacecraft ... and I am a proud owner of a stuffed toy Aardvark that I proudly call Arnie ( the attack Aardvark ) , and I frequently wake my wife up jumping said stuffed toy up and down on her shouting "SQUAB!!" at the top of my voice .
Yes , I am a complete nutjob , and proud of it !!
Yes , I am a complete nutjob , and proud of it !!
This 30 year old man was insane enough to buy a Rift and a 1070 video card just so he could enjoy Elite in its full unabating glory. But I reckon I'm saner than you since I have no wife. Wives are for the truly lost. But if it means anything I'll light a candle for you and yer missus. Then I'll get my telescope out tonight and look to the stars, ashamed that Spaceship One was first piloted by a high school dropout who decided aircraft are more fun than Shakespeare. No matter though, because there is more to heaven and earth than what can be dreamt of in our philosophies. *Xfiles Theme* [alien]
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