General / Off-Topic I've started getting hair inside my nose.

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Jenner

I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
Jenner
verminstar said:
Nothing else beats a hangover like ripping them out with yer fingernails...really gives ye a jolt as though someone threw ice water into yer face just as yer brain is about to drift into sheep counting land again.

Dont do it when yer driving though, even to keep ye awake...itll wake ye up alright but ye wont see a damned thing fer the tears streaming down yer rosy reds.

Oh and if ye have any teeth left that werent made in a lab, then enjoy it while it lasts...cos it wont last.

One the advantages of old age is that yer doctor will give ye just about whatever ye want to shut ye up and make ye go away, so saturday night entertainment gets a lot cheaper...had to buy this stuff when I was younger ^
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That's all kinds of depressing, verminstar! lol.
 

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Dude, it's over, OP.

Pretty soon it's going to start growing out of your ears, too.

It's not downhill from here, it's straight down to hell in a handbasket.
 

Jezzah

Jezzah
Quite true Patrick :)

I have so much hair in nose and ears that I could use it as comb over to make up for what's not on my head anymore.

My wife despairs.
 

verminstar

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verminstar
Jenner said:
That's all kinds of depressing, verminstar! lol.
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Nah thats called growing old disgracefully...one the other benefits of growing old is I tend not to care about what anyone thinks of me like I did when I was younger and self image meant something. Now I just couldnt care less...Im so much happier in life because of it ^

True story...all my daughters m8s told her she has the coolest dad ever...when it was snowing heavily here a while back, I was teaching her how to control the car on black ice and teaching her how to do donut 360s without wrecking a full set of tires. Her 15th birthday present was a hand held crossbow and a new kit and pads fer her kickboxing classes ^
 
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Patrick_68000

Patrick_68000
verminstar said:
Nah thats called growing old disgracefully...one the other benefits of growing old is I tend not to care about what anyone thinks of me like I did when I was younger and self image meant something. Now I just couldnt care less...Im so much happier in life because of it ^
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So true
 

Hell Razor5543

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Did you know that eyelashes are the longest hairs in the human body?

Yanking a hair from your backside doesn't half make your eyes water!
 
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Rob At Work

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Check your ears.

And don't pluck.

I did and they grow back thicker to a point where you no longer give a pluck anymore.
 
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hairychris

hairychris
Nose is easy.

Ears, random pores on your face and suspiciously copse-like clumps over your back are where things start getting dubious.

Hell Razor5543 said:
Did you know that eyelashes are the longest hairs in the human body?

Yanking a hair from your backside doesn't half make your eyes water!
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A joke but:

You've not had to be operated on for an ingrowing hair, have you?

Seriously, I wouldn't want to inflict that nonsense on my worst enemy...

EDIT: In my case it involved 2 operations and 4 months of 3x weekly aftercare.

Just no.
 
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Cheapchips

Cheapchips
I've started getting occasional thick black hairs on the back of my ears. I feel like I'm turning into a human/fly hybrid.
 

lysan

lysan
All hair must be removed, POWER TO THE NAKED!!!!

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Rock Hermit

Rock Hermit
Last time I was at the Barbers he asked me if I wanted my ears waxed, well I've never seen such a mass of hair from such a small orifice :eek:
 

Jenner

I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
Jenner
My ears are growing scary amounts of hair these days.

I'm scared.
 
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