PvP The Overlord Zarek Null has taken the Princess Aisling Duval hostage!!! (Player Event)
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It's nonsense, she stayed over at my place last night and is currently making breakfast. She's fine. Zerak is just trying to scam some cash after the Smeaton runs dried up. Nice try though, Null..
I, CMDR Wizard_IRL, nominate Zarek Null to be the new leader of the Pilot's Federation. All hail the one true overlord!
Let me start by saying that as Overlord, I am vastly knowledgeable in virtually every domain of human knowledge. But just for sake of argument, let's say I didn't know what you're talking about with respect to Jameson's. How would you explain it?
This right here is why I love Zarek Null. Classic way to Overlord a question.
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I mean... she'll do, right?
Fed matters? what did someone eat the last donut in the break room?
Regarding hair style, you've done nothing but demonstrate your own lack of understanding of the female gender. Many women change how they wear their hair, quite frequently. It should be no surprise that a woman in the public limelight is even moreso inclined to vary her style over time. The image on the right that you are referring to is *years* out-of-date. Besides that, you must understand that the Princess is in captivity; she doesn't have the luxury of doing her hair to the degree that she did during the carefully staged photo-shoot that you are comparing it to.
As to her facial features, your analysis is too simplistic. It is in fact difficult to compare two faces that are at different angles. Your results here are inconclusive.
Regarding skin color difference, the reason should be obvious: different lighting conditions. Do you not realize that the color we perceive when looking at an object is a combination of both the object's optical characteristics, as well as the light illuminating the object? My cargo area is relatively dark, and is illuminated by some relatively dim white lights, as well as some blue lights. In contrast with your photo, the Princess ws clearly in a very brightly lit environment. We should naturually expect her skin color to appear darker in the darker environment.
And last but not least, her chest measurements. The fact is that the "official" photo of the Princess has intentionally been "un-enhanced" by imperial propagandists. They felt that the princess's true appearance would draw too much attention away from her important political message, so they doctored the official photos. Personally, I would have taken her message much *more* seriously had I known her true measurements.
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Worse.
Someone took ALL the donuts the breakroom due to a food shortage.
I must find this person and make sure they understand the dire consequences of eating donuts specifically reserved for "ahem" certain ranks.
I heard he's keeping her in his parents basement, NOT on his ship. I plan to disguise myself as a pizza delivery guy and do some recon work.
Edit... that doll is NOT the princess - yes even with a blue wig!
Edit... that doll is NOT the princess - yes even with a blue wig!
Name your ship 'Princess is in Another Castle' and you've got my vote!
You made me overshoot my target while watching the Princess!
Ok, whatever, you are the Overlord [smile]
Ok, whatever, you are the Overlord [smile]