Stat Citizen is going to be amazing... for goons!
The Star Citizen Thread v9
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Stat Citizen is going to be amazing... for goons!
Or you could just use your PvP Slider (tm).
Goose4291
Banned
I agree. This sort of depth in terms of roles and equipment belongs more in a proper combined arms multiplayer like WWII Online.
I mean you could configure it so the valkyrie acts like a mobile spawn point for its associated infantry and vehicles, but that sort of gamery seems counter to the core design of star citizen.
Love this one....
"Elite is like a pie, crust is pretty good and it's got a lot of filling. After a few slices it all begins to taste the same though, and not everyone can get through as many slices as another.
SC is like an undercooked cake, the base bit is undercooked and kinda gross, but the cake looks amazing and the frosting is delicious. You can't stomach a whole slice but you are told that when the cake finishes cooking it's going to be god damn amazing. In the meantime you are just scraping the frosting off because it's so good."
Someone needs to explain to them that you don't ice the cake while it's still cooking...
But it was supposed to bring balance to the game, not destroy it!
Why, when many are happy to eat jpegs of the meal and tell it's more tasteful than any real meal created before?
Got Mexican takeout for tonight and preparing to watch todays RTV - I wonder how many lulz it will contain 
Nearly 20 minutes in - and it's all guff and mince.
Oh dear $Deity - this is guff and mince to the power of doner kebab. I can't wait to go into combat in my female-only cocktail dress with my unique ArcCorp genetic phenotype. You can't make this up.
Nearly 20 minutes in - and it's all guff and mince.
Oh dear $Deity - this is guff and mince to the power of doner kebab. I can't wait to go into combat in my female-only cocktail dress with my unique ArcCorp genetic phenotype. You can't make this up.
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I can't.
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Dear dear $Deity - that seriously needs a Loreville lyric rework
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Yeah, it seems inclusion of code of OCS is just a start, it will take them quite a time to sort it out so it can actually run for even alpha level. It is not that surprising though.
Got Mexican takeout for tonight and preparing to watch todays RTV - I wonder how many lulz it will contain
Nearly 20 minutes in - and it's all guff and mince.
Oh dear $Deity - this is guff and mince to the power of doner kebab. I can't wait to go into combat in my female-only cocktail dress with my unique ArcCorp genetic phenotype. You can't make this up.
Capes. Yeah, that's what SC needs.
Capes.
Viajero
Volunteer Moderator
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When has things being utterly broken been an issue preventing CIG from releasing stuff?
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In 2013 it wouldn't be surprising. in 2018 it's just sad.
Well, that's the breaks with such publicly available schedule. Without big in-depth understanding what actually each label means it is hard to extract any understanding about what 100% means...in this case does it mean first version of code is in? Workable version is in? Bug free version is in?
I can't.
Dear dear $Deity - that seriously needs a Loreville lyric rework
Ask and ye shall receive...
I wish I could fly to a different star but I can’t,
You can,
I can’t!
I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,
You can,
I can’t!
Look, Lorville,
Yes?
Nothing that you can say
Will change how I code today:
I know that we’ll never launch;
Now hear what I’m saying, Lorville?
Yes?
Who are your very best friends?
Whales are.
I’m gonna help you milk your broken game.
Thank you.
I wish that I had persistance and loops but I don’t,
You don’t?
I don’t!
I often pretend my flight model works but it won’t,
It will
It won’t!
Look, Lorville,
Yes?
Now that I’m here with you,
There’s nothing that you can do,
So why don’t you make a start
And hear what I’m saying, Lorville?
Yes?
Who are your very best friends?
Whales are.
I’m gonna help you milk your broken game.
Ahhh…
So does this mean although I’m naff
with net code made of rags,
They want to give me money,
To spend on new handbags?
Well, They’ll always be there, Lorville!
The other games laugh and say that I’m daft and I am,
You’re not!
I am!
They think I'm a sham and call me the scam that I am,
You’re not!
I am!
Look, Lorville?
Yes?
Nothing that you can say
Will change how I code today:
I know that we’ll never launch;
Now hear what I’m saying, Lorville?
Yes?
Who are your very best friends?
Whales are.
I’m gonna help you milk your broken game.
Thank you. ‘Cos I’ve got a broken game, haven’t I?
Yes, I know, but I’m going to help you milk it.
You, you will do it, won’t you. You’ll help me?
Of course.
‘Cos you love bags, don’t you?
We all love handbags, Lorville.
How, how, how much do you love handbags?
Ooh… this much!
As much as that?
Yeah.
Ahhh… my broken game...
You can,
I can’t!
I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,
You can,
I can’t!
Look, Lorville,
Yes?
Nothing that you can say
Will change how I code today:
I know that we’ll never launch;
Now hear what I’m saying, Lorville?
Yes?
Who are your very best friends?
Whales are.
I’m gonna help you milk your broken game.
Thank you.
I wish that I had persistance and loops but I don’t,
You don’t?
I don’t!
I often pretend my flight model works but it won’t,
It will
It won’t!
Look, Lorville,
Yes?
Now that I’m here with you,
There’s nothing that you can do,
So why don’t you make a start
And hear what I’m saying, Lorville?
Yes?
Who are your very best friends?
Whales are.
I’m gonna help you milk your broken game.
Ahhh…
So does this mean although I’m naff
with net code made of rags,
They want to give me money,
To spend on new handbags?
Well, They’ll always be there, Lorville!
The other games laugh and say that I’m daft and I am,
You’re not!
I am!
They think I'm a sham and call me the scam that I am,
You’re not!
I am!
Look, Lorville?
Yes?
Nothing that you can say
Will change how I code today:
I know that we’ll never launch;
Now hear what I’m saying, Lorville?
Yes?
Who are your very best friends?
Whales are.
I’m gonna help you milk your broken game.
Thank you. ‘Cos I’ve got a broken game, haven’t I?
Yes, I know, but I’m going to help you milk it.
You, you will do it, won’t you. You’ll help me?
Of course.
‘Cos you love bags, don’t you?
We all love handbags, Lorville.
How, how, how much do you love handbags?
Ooh… this much!
As much as that?
Yeah.
Ahhh… my broken game...
Also: RIP Keith Harris...
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Love how the guy is rubbing his face when he comes out with that.
I bet the devs cry inside every time they hear CR has watched some trailer/demo from a new game.
LOLZ.