Mysterious audio recording about looming threat from sentient A.I.

[Tarman]

Well, there was that one time when the sentient AI tried to Skynet us, which is partly why the 3300s have 32t docking computers.

 

[Stealthie]

Well, there was that one time when the sentient AI tried to Skynet us, which is partly why the 3300s have 32t docking computers.

Yeah, I bet it takes a helluva clockwork mechanism to land a spaceship.

 

[CMDR MICHAEL AAGAARD]

Zarek Null trying to be taken seriously again, nice try Null, how about you go back to clubbing seals and trying and failing to sound intimidating.

 

[Bigmaec]

3 pages, where is flimley??

\o/

Z0

 

[Hacker#451563]

Pfft, don't be silly.


You can't ruin PowerPlay!

Oh my aching sides.

 

[Valorin]

Remember Citadel station!

 

[Lily from anim.o.v.e]

I for one welcome our new A.I. overlords...

This, my forst thought.

finally all these purely human driven extremely idiotic acts cna ahve an end if someone with a minimum of logic and 0 ego can fix the dam galaxy.

A little genocide never hurt anyone.

true, not even the victims complain anymore

 

[Aashenfox]

Yeh, I'm calling male bovine excrement after all, I'm just not convinced, need more accounts. Think someone is screwing with us.

 

[Cmdr Eratosthenes]

I'm expecting Zarek Null to step up & save all humanity from this threat...

 

[Oopsie Daisy]

Great. I'll stop being pro-Thargoid and start being pro-AI (and hope that this time FDev builds some game play around it).

 

[Vash627]

The most dangerous A.I. tactic would be your own ship telling you "Fuel scooping complete" when it's not. Then as you are gasping your last the ship laughs at you.

 

[CMDR Jefferson Spaceplane]

That's what the Titans thought when they created Omnius and they ended-up as it's pets.

Much rep incoming for excellent reference...

 

[Zarek Null]

God creates Dinosaurs

God destroys Dinosaurs

God creates Man

Man creates A.I.

A.I. kills man

Women inherits the earth.

You left off the last two steps:

Zarek reveals that he is God.

Zarek gets *all* the women for himself.

 

[Jmanis]

Yeh, I'm calling male bovine excrement after all, I'm just not convinced, need more accounts. Think someone is screwing with us.

Same. I scanned a bunch of of crashed nav beacons and got nothing. Even with hyperdictions, there were more and more reports after the initial report. This there's now just nothing.

So it's either
- Fake (most likely, many inconsistencies I won't go into); or
- It's real, but it's functionally irrelevant.

 

[Chaparral]

Z01010101010

 

[Cosmo]

Great, we'll have to outfit for normal NPC's, Thargoids, and now AI..?

At least stuff always goes down on a Thursday!

AI are machines so conventional weaponry would work.

God creates Dinosaurs

God destroys Dinosaurs

God creates Man

Man creates A.I.

A.I. kills man

Women inherits the earth.

Correction: A.I kills humans and inherits the world if they're hostile.

 

[Gully Foyle]

Equip an ECM, problem solved.

It's possible Zarek is a semi autonomous cloud construct being directed by thargoids.
Z0
\©/

 

[Cmdr Thrudd]

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[Zarek Null]

Upcoming new modules: hacker cannons that harm AI ships, but do nothing to humans or thargoids.

Yes! The “hacker cannons” could transmit Frontier Developments beta software into the A.I.s in order to infect them with dozens of software defects.

 

[Zarek Null]

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