FDs Trolling Knows No Bounds!

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
Just FYI, I'm already combat Deadly. Lol

Had the troll invite to Lori for ages.

"Well done Dangerous CMDR, Bring me my booze and I shall bestow random upgrades for you!"

"Sure, I'll be right over!"

"...but I should mention you need to be Elite to enter the system!"

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?! Who decided this nonsense!?"

*shrugs*
"See you in a few years, CMDR!"
 

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I'd better do that tonight then. For some reason my Jameson membership got kicked down to a Jameson Invite.

Couple trips in the Asp ought to clear up the misunderstanding.
 

Riverside

Riverside
vindelanos said:
I'd better do that tonight then. For some reason my Jameson membership got kicked down to a Jameson Invite.

Couple trips in the Asp ought to clear up the misunderstanding.
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Filter on agricultural economies & map every earth-like you find, no need to even leave the bubble ;)
 

Deleted member 115407

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Riverside said:
Filter on agricultural economies & map every earth-like you find, no need to even leave the bubble ;)
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Nah, she just wants the Kongga ale. Should be an easy couple trips.

Ooh, I wonder if there will be a gauntlet to run in Shinrarta tonight due to New Years :)
 

Spacecat

Spacecat
Ian Doncaster said:
This is high-quality rare liquor. The cargo canisters are one miniature bottle, and 999.9kg of packing foam, temperature control and neutral atmosphere to ensure that it reaches its customer in pristine condition.
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Haha, they must have learned their packaging from Hickory Farms.:rolleyes:
 

Xious

Xious
Glad you enjoyed that one... there's plenty more...

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moorison

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Well, maybe the liquors are part of the secret family recipe for some upgrades, but she prefers the public image of being an alcoholic to anybody knowing her secret. 25 bottles might be enough for lifetime upgrades for one Cmdr.
 

Liberalguy

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CMDR Zadian Lichtfrost said:
FDev is quite fond of that type of thing.

Missions are fun too.
"You have a passenger cabin for 4 persons? OK we will offer you missions for 5 passengers."
"What, you have returned with an additional cabin? LOL, no you can't put the passengers in different cabins."
"You are still trying? OK. We see you have a 32 person cabin. We will offer you 5 missions for 5 passengers. Each requiring their own cabin"
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Before 3.3 cargo missions where fun to.
"You have a cargo capacity of 128t That's cute. We only have 132 or 180t missions."
"We see you have now 132t. Therefore we only offer 144t or 180t. But you might take a look at the passenger missions with your 4 person cabin"

With 3.3 it is now:
"Oh you have a 180t cargo rack. Would you like to blow up skimmers, or scan something in a settlement, maybe kill 3 million civilians? Alternatively we could offer you some data missions."
"Oh you are still trying to do mission? What do you mean by where are the data missions? Here are 4 kill missions and 5 cargo wing missions for 6000t. Oh you mean data missions, sure we have 2 to colonia for 2 cr each."

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OMG sooo true! lol
 

Dillon Fallon

Dillon Fallon
I remember unlocking Hera Tani and Broo Tarquin one after the other.

"Hi, you know that jumping backwards and forwards for not a lot of rare goods- well here's the same thing that will need more trips over a longer distance."

While we're also talking about what engineers do with the things we bring, anyone think Etienne Dorn has some questions to answer?
 
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