During the Colonia CG I was and had been doing CGs for months, moving from CG to CG. Then I log in and see Colonia. Colonia!! That's like over there somewhere! Far, Far away!
And I thought to myself, Ben, that's just a step too far. What are they doing putting a CG in Colonia! Only mad dogs and English men go to Colonia. Well I can assure you, the editor of the Times was going to hear about this. I grabbed myself my favourite keyboard, plugged that bad boy in, got myself some Oreos and hot-chocolate, put on my fluffy slippers and began.
Dear Mr Fdev des... wait.. Someone else has commented... 'Arn't the people in Colonia entitled to some luvvin'?
Well that knocked the wind out of my keyboard. The RGB lights faded, then they pulsed at me. It was like I could almost hear them chanting in unison, 'Ben is greedy', 'Ben is greedy', 'Ben wants everything his own way'... Well I was flummoxed I tell ye. So I sat back and thought. I nibbled on one Orio and then another and another, and then my hot chocolate was gone. How can that be? I have a 2 gallon white enamel camping mug especially for letters-to-the-editor like this. How could it let me down. And now, the Orios are all gone too.
And then a funny thing happened. Through the haze, I heard a mollifying sound. I tried to focus, and the sounds got louder. It was like speech, but more melodic.... 'Always look on the bright side of life, uh huh, uh huh.
Soon I was singing along ' Life's a piece of manure we sometimes have to endure'.....
Yes, so! Look on the bright side, Colonia got to get their whatever they were building out in the sticks, and I got to play some other parts of Elite I hadn't for months.
For your entertainment to day;
always look on the bright side of life lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M