Well that’s my festive season sorted *right* out...
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Only if I want to start windmilling around the dinner table!
It’s not called “wreck the hoose juice” for nothing
Edit: ...I am, of course, referring to Evil Juice’s spiritual forebear - Buckfast Tonic Wine https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine
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Aye, but that’s before the rum gets added...Fifteen percent evil? That sounds like 'mildly evil' to me.
...then I reckon it can upgrade to “mostly malevolent”
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But it doesn't say what it's 15% ofFifteen percent evil? That sounds like 'mildly evil' to me.
Now I’m not going to say that those round things near the neck of the bottle aren’t bubbles...But it doesn't say what it's 15% of
15% Shoggoth, yeah?
15% of the total volume, is pure alcohol. That is the same as a basic wine, or a strong cider.But it doesn't say what it's 15% of
Proof. Is a bit misleading
Far be it for me to hand out irresponsible drinking information in the run-up to party season, but after a night on the old Pan Galactic’s and another party the next day... “Buckie’s’ll sort ya heed reet oot” was the sage advice I was once given15%? pffft.....
Get some Pan Galactic Gargleblasters down yer neck.
Just 30 Proof? My mouthwash is stronger.
That is a pretty low threshold for something called "Evil Juice". Should at least be on par with Moonshine.
I've got a bottle of Everclear in the cabinet that is what I would truly call "Evil Juice".
At least 110 Proof - keep up with faerie juice at least.
You mean this one?
Because there's also the 151 Proof version that's a bit more common.
I usually use somewhere between 1.5 and 2 bottles of this stuff every year...
1.5 goes into making chocolate covered cordials, the other half bottle goes into me.
Though these days it usually goes in in the form of 1-1.5 shots in a glass of Juice of the Day, rather than just as shots. It helps ensure they stay there.