Saddest message while playing in open

True story:-

Decided to visit the Bug Killer site in my Corvette, on the way back from getting DD5s for it.
Landed on the surface.
I get a message from somebody saying "Is your Anaconda armed?"
I replied "No, it's an exploration ship"

Next thing I know, there's an AspX shooting at me with, presumably, a pair of C1 pulse lasers or something.
I take off, knock out his shield, melt his hull down to about 5% and then stop shooting.

I get a message saying "U SED U HAD NO WEPS!!!!!"
I replied "Dude, this isn't my Anaconda"

😐

but ... but ... this isn't sad!!!!! 😂😂😂
 
A while ago, I got a really sad message, from a couple of humans, both flying Fed (scum) ships.

Telling me that, because I was an agent of the Thargoids, I was now, going to die. I was flying my Cobra III and it was before the engineers, became a thing. For some strange reason, they could never keep me in range and after about 10miniutes, I got bored and just Hi-waked.
 

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A while ago, I got a really sad message, from a couple of humans, both flying Fed (scum) ships.

Telling me that, because I was an agent of the Thargoids, I was now, going to die. I was flying my Cobra III and it was before the engineers, became a thing. For some strange reason, they could never keep me in range and after about 10miniutes, I got bored and just Hi-waked.
You were an agent of the Thargoids before they even got added to the game?

Weird.
 
True story:-

Decided to visit the Bug Killer site in my Corvette, on the way back from getting DD5s for it.
Landed on the surface.
I get a message from somebody saying "Is your Anaconda armed?"
I replied "No, it's an exploration ship"

Next thing I know, there's an AspX shooting at me with, presumably, a pair of C1 pulse lasers or something.
I take off, knock out his shield, melt his hull down to about 5% and then stop shooting.

I get a message saying "U SED U HAD NO WEPS!!!!!"
I replied "Dude, this isn't my Anaconda"

😐
LMAO!!! This is brilliant.

But I would have sent him to the rebuy screen too, like others said. Or leave him with destroyed drives.
 

Deleted member 110222

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you sure about that, Groups Like Mobius pve have over 30,000 members
Oh boy...

And Open just doesn't need a register. XD

What makes you so confident that 30k is "a lot"?

You have nothing to compare it to. It's just a number until you do.
 
True story:-

Decided to visit the Bug Killer site in my Corvette, on the way back from getting DD5s for it.
Landed on the surface.
I get a message from somebody saying "Is your Anaconda armed?"
I replied "No, it's an exploration ship"

Next thing I know, there's an AspX shooting at me with, presumably, a pair of C1 pulse lasers or something.
I take off, knock out his shield, melt his hull down to about 5% and then stop shooting.

I get a message saying "U SED U HAD NO WEPS!!!!!"
I replied "Dude, this isn't my Anaconda"

😐
"Let's see...it's big, it's triangular, it's kinda pointy....yup, ANACONDA!" :LOL:
 
I hope you told him that you were there on porpoise...
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Then where are they? All I hear is that Mobius is a ghost town.
Same can be said about Open, especially those that quote the following:
Most people do enjoy open, or else they wouldn't be there.
Yet apart from those 'elite Commanders' who hang around DZ, Engineering sites etc looking for meaningful (cough cough) PvP, one rarely sees another hollow square/triangle. After all, isn't that why there are so many posts begging for Open to be given special compensation (extra rewards for playing the game in Open basically), all the derogatory name calling of anyone who doesn't play in Open (cowards, carebears etc) is just a blatant plea to get more people in Open?
 
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