Here's mine, now show me yours!

Those gold diggers are worse than pirates. :poop:

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I don't hire crew at all anymore, because of the magnitude of the credit leeching effect. It is too excessive for me to be able to accept it.
It is like a splinter under a nail. I am constantly aware of it.
No npc crew will ever be allowed on my ships unless FDev changes this mechanic and replaces it with something less ridiculous.
 
Until I find an NPC that’s hot, I refuse to hire one. I’m not expecting Aisling Duval quality, but they have to at least stir my man vegetables a little.
A trait that has served me well IRL - only 3 harassment lawsuits, 2 restraining orders and one custodial sentence. It’s fine!
 
I'm not allowed to have one anymore☹.........that's what the judge said at the tribunal.

You see, it was a few years ago, I was going through my yearly accounts & I noticed that I couldn't account for something like a couple of hundred million credits.
Then I found out that it had been took out of MY earnings & paid to the lazy b* that had sat on his ARX in MY Ship doing f* all😡.
He'd only been out on training exercises two or three times🤬🤬

We weren't up to much at the time, all the lore had suddenly dried up, & so we decided to give the old 'Conda a nice spring clean. His job was to clean the main airlock, in readiness for a 'rumoured' improvement in future technology, allowing me to acually survive on a Planet surface on foot:eek: - little did I know at the time that the technology was still years away:rolleyes:.

Anyway, one thing led to another, a button or two got pressed while cleaning, he ended up floating past my cockpit window....& off into VERY deep space:whistle:.

Well, Health & Safety got involved, nosey busybodies, asked for an explanation:censored:, next thing I was hauled up before the judge. Lucky we were once independent pilots you know, working together trying to get Jaques Station operational years before.....but he didn't let on;)
 
This is mine.
Funny enough, her story matches the way she got her wealth :D

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I think what she was trying to say at the end of her paragraph is "I've never known a mining company not want to throw credits at good escorts." :ROFLMAO:

My previous crew pilot was a male, who rose to the combat rank of Master and earned over 700 million credits. I have since let him go off to a happy retirement with his saving. Now I have hired this new "personal assistant".
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My previous crew pilot was a male,
Hmmm, I guess you already know, but just in case you don't, and to avoid surprises, sometimes things are not quite as they seem.The adam's apple is a good indicator if you don't notice the size of the hands and feet. Point up to the ceiling and say to Hadley," what's that?", which should clarify the position. I'm not judging, just saying.
 
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Hmmm, I guess you already know, but just in case you don't, and to avoid surprises, sometimes things are not quite as they seem.The adam's apple is a good indicator if you don't notice the size of the hands and feet. Point up to the ceiling and say to Hadley," what's that?", which should clarify the position. I'm not judging, just saying.
Thanks for your concern. I have already checked her neck, and down there as well ;)
 
This title suspiciously reminds me the game we used to play in the kindergarden when I was a tot and adults weren't around...
So, since it would be inappropriate to engage in this kind of a game on these boards, guess I'll pass.
 
Mine has earned her keep as AX fodder, as well as flying my ship in HazRes' more than I do. Just have to be careful with my outfit. She cares not even a little bit how much she overheats my ship.


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Interested to see who has the wealthiest NPC crew member with rank in ED? Hope to see some shocking results.

Wish we could suspend their pay whilst we not using them. Glad they don't die anymore needing to start all over again.
This sassy lass Karsyn Pugh is at Dangerous level from Mostly Harmless when i hired her about 10 days ago mostly bounty hunting at RES, you will also notice i have a thang for NPC's with bangs, trying to find a 3rd NPC crew member also with pink bob-cut (no not the "Karen" look ewe) with bangs to complete the collection.

Difficult when the NPC's in ED are fugly AF. Take a look at the collection just below to choose from, space radiation has not been kind to hooomans from the future. :sick:
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Im not going to lie, your forum name made me laugh, my crew members have taken 1.7 bill off me, i keep them for one reason, their names

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Olin Goodwin

My friend actually found a npc called king cox lol.
 
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