GALNET - 04 MAR 3307 - Archon Delaine Gatecrashes the Galactic Summit

[Rubbernuke]

In a thread about the previous Galnet summit article I thought I was going out on a limb in my prediction a soon to be announced Aisling pregnancy would have its conception traced to the summit.


The introduction of the galaxy’s most illegible bachelor to the story now has me convinced.

Hans and Leia step aside!

No. If you read into the reaction of some delegates, ALD has a secret crush on The King.

 

[Melanthes]

"Their arrival at Patterson Enterprise station initially caused many delegations’ security teams to begin evacuations."

Who could that have been?

 

[Vetinari]

And Sirius said 'Come on in, come in and sit down...'

What?

Mahon quietly pushing for galactic war with defence against the Thargs too through a revamped AEGIS...

Im a little bit concerned about the SP I joined and what theyre up to.

 

[Vedmo]

Spell check kept suggesting illegitimate for some reason, but truth prevailed.

No. If you read into the reaction of some delegates, ALD has a secret crush on The King.

That‘s a plot twist I can live with. Archie sneaks out of Aisling’s chambers after a one night stand, leaving her yearning for more crazy pirate passion.

Her dreams are crushed when she see a Kumo Burger wrapper stuck to ADL’s high heel at the Imperial breakfast bar the following morning.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Spell check kept suggesting illegitimate for some reason, but truth prevailed.

That‘s a plot twist I can live with. Archie sneaks out of Aisling’s chambers after a one night stand, leaving her yearning for more crazy pirate passion.

Her dreams are crushed when she see a Kumo Burger wrapper stuck to ADL’s high heel at the Imperial breakfast bar the following morning.

Its all starting to make sense, especially Pattys jealous ragings.

 

[Bottom Hat]

It'll be a horde of baby gimperial pirates running around sirius!

 

[Vardaugas]

Funny how Epsilon Indi right next door is two planets full of cattle farms. Delivered just over 3000t of it already. They're going to have so much beef.
"Aisling Burgers. I know you want to eat me, so eat me!"

 

[Ashnak]

Their arrival at Patterson Enterprise station initially caused many delegations’ security teams to begin evacuations.

The question is, though - evacuations of what? Can anyone in the area check the local production of biowaste?

Senator Patreus officially complained about ‘the repulsive sight of pirate scum strolling alongside respectable politicians’.

Then he shouldn't have brougth all that imperial scum to the conference, to walk along the respectable politicians from the Kumo crew. But I'm confident that Archon Delaine's retinue will show more tolerance than him.

but the security chief for the Federal delegation remarked: ‘One wrong step and we’ll put some big holes right through their immunity.’

Who'd have thunk? Shoot it - the standard fedneck reponse to everything.

 

[Viscera]

The Impbreds are up in arms, and the Impbred slaves are up in alms.

 

[Rubbernuke]

So in effect this just happened:

 

[thelion]

Funny how Epsilon Indi right next door is two planets full of cattle farms. Delivered just over 3000t of it already. They're going to have so much beef.
"Aisling Burgers. I know you want to eat me, so eat me!"

Right, I will just use my stock unshielded Cutter in open, what what

What could possibly go wrong?

Tatty bye

 

[Sensei Jacksama]

I bet there is a person whos full time job is to peruse the forum and write a weekly report on patterns observed within the rabble.

I feel sorry for that guy. With all the crap he has to sift through whatever he's being paid is just not enough.

 

[Rubbernuke]

I bet there is a person whos full time job is to peruse the forum and write a weekly report on patterns observed within the rabble.

I bet they have little profiles for everyone

 

[Rat Catcher]

I bet they have little profiles for everyone

As long as they don't submit them for psychological profiling also...

 

[The Roofus]

Wow, the whole gang's there almost.

Where's Grom? Sleeping one off again?

 

[Rubbernuke]

As long as they don't submit them for psychological profiling also...

I hope they do

I think I occupy a space on the office dartboard though with the awkward Powerplay questions.

 

[rrobes]

Delaine is there to flesh out the conference and help carve up influence in the Bubble, what could be better?

 

[Rubbernuke]

Delaine is there to flesh out the conference and help carve up influence in the Bubble, what could be better?

 

[thelion]

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When the gravy tastes this good, who can stop eating?

 

[Sensei Jacksama]

also a thought just popped into my head, if the summit is to do with killing off characters, surely not the pirate king? Grom would have to go before him?
no it's got to be a (re)introduction of the character, which must mean he has a part in the story somewhere

A bombing will happen at the summit and most of the delegates will be presumed dead... But WAIT!! After a few weeks Archon and Aisling are discovered underneath the rubble. Having survived by drinking condensation from a water pipe and the... Not so fortunate delagates... Archon and Aisling become trauma bonded and become passionately in love. Archon learns the error of his ways, becomes enlightened with peaceful ideals, while Aisling (who lost an eye during the bombing) is now seen doning an eye patch and black leather clad clothing. She still believes in freeing the slaves... But by eating them... Archons life long ambition to attone for his sins is now to pursue his one true love, Aisling, to save her soul before it's too late... NEXT TIME ON "as the galaxy turns"

@Rubbernuke pssst... I need you to hook me up with a meme here man. If anyone can do it I know it's you... At least try to get a pic of evil pirate queen Aisling..