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Brenda Zephyr

Brenda Zephyr
Confirms new passenger ship design: Kraken

Hardpoints: 8 - 2H - 2L - 2M - 2S
Utility: 8
Core Internal:
7e Powerplant
7e thrusters
8e FSD
6e life support
6e power distributer
5e sensors
7e fuel tank

Military: 2

Optional Internal:
*8e shield generator
**6b/L passenger cabin (8 class slot)
**6b/F passenger cabin (7 class slot)
**6e passenger cabin (7 class slot
**5e passenger cabin (6 class slot)
***5e passenger cabin (5 class slot)
***5e cargo rack (5 class slot)
4e shield cell bank (4 class slot)
1e advanced docking computer (2 class slot)
1e supercruise assist (1 class slot)

Jump range: 8.5 ly/ 8.93ly/ 9.4ly
shields 350
armor 600
speed 116
boost 145
handling 0
(remaining stats similar to imp cutter)

*Ship may only fit shield generators in slot 1
**Ship may not fit anything other than passenger cabins in slots 2-5
***Ship can only have 2 class 5 cargo racks max.
****Ship may swap out slot 8 with anything EXCEPT cargo racks or passenger cabins
 

Darth Ender

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Brenda Zephyr said:
Confirms new passenger ship design: Kraken

Hardpoints: 8 - 2H - 2L - 2M - 2S
Utility: 8
Core Internal:
7e Powerplant
7e thrusters
8e FSD
6e life support
6e power distributer
5e sensors
7e fuel tank

Military: 2

Optional Internal:
*8e shield generator
**6b/L passenger cabin (8 class slot)
**6b/F passenger cabin (7 class slot)
**6e passenger cabin (7 class slot
**5e passenger cabin (6 class slot)
***5e passenger cabin (5 class slot)
***5e cargo rack (5 class slot)
4e shield cell bank (4 class slot)
1e advanced docking computer (2 class slot)
1e supercruise assist (1 class slot)

Jump range: 8.5 ly/ 8.93ly/ 9.4ly
shields 350
armor 600
speed 116
boost 145
handling 0
(remaining stats similar to imp cutter)

*Ship may only fit shield generators in slot 1
**Ship may not fit anything other than passenger cabins in slots 2-5
***Ship can only have 2 class 5 cargo racks max.
****Ship may swap out slot 8 with anything EXCEPT cargo racks or passenger cabins
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Looks legit. Makes 12 minute youtube video with 3 commercial breaks about new Kraken.
 

Darth Ender

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G4RY said:
but secretly plays in the background but still continues to flame anyone who is playing the game
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Finally wins lifelong goal when he convinces final player to rage quit. Becoming the only player of Elite dangerous . Finally getting the developers to create the game that he wants since he's the only player. Achieves true happiness and the eternal envy of all of those he tricked - who are too late to reverse the changes that have already been made. He is their god now. .. controller of the galaxy.
 

Dutchman141

Dutchman141
Darth Ender said:
Finally wins lifelong goal when he convinces final player to rage quit. Becoming the only player of Elite dangerous . Finally getting the developers to create the game that he wants since he's the only player. Achieves true happiness and the eternal envy of all of those he tricked - who are too late to reverse the changes that have already been made. He is their god now. .. controller of the galaxy.
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And then the alarm besides his bed went off.
 

Borko

Borko
Darth Ender said:
Finally wins lifelong goal when he convinces final player to rage quit. Becoming the only player of Elite dangerous . Finally getting the developers to create the game that he wants since he's the only player. Achieves true happiness and the eternal envy of all of those he tricked - who are too late to reverse the changes that have already been made. He is their god now. .. controller of the galaxy.
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Snaps control stick off in hand. All other ships have been decommissioned and destroyed. Weeps uncontrollably, remembering old Twilight Zone episode.

‘There was time now!!’
 
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G4RY

G4RY
Darth Ender said:
Finally wins lifelong goal when he convinces final player to rage quit. Becoming the only player of Elite dangerous . Finally getting the developers to create the game that he wants since he's the only player. Achieves true happiness and the eternal envy of all of those he tricked - who are too late to reverse the changes that have already been made. He is their god now. .. controller of the galaxy.
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Still plays in Open..
 

G4RY

G4RY
Brenda Zephyr said:
Confirms new passenger ship design: Kraken

Hardpoints: 8 - 2H - 2L - 2M - 2S
Utility: 8
Core Internal:
7e Powerplant
7e thrusters
8e FSD
6e life support
6e power distributer
5e sensors
7e fuel tank

Military: 2

Optional Internal:
*8e shield generator
**6b/L passenger cabin (8 class slot)
**6b/F passenger cabin (7 class slot)
**6e passenger cabin (7 class slot
**5e passenger cabin (6 class slot)
***5e passenger cabin (5 class slot)
***5e cargo rack (5 class slot)
4e shield cell bank (4 class slot)
1e advanced docking computer (2 class slot)
1e supercruise assist (1 class slot)

Jump range: 8.5 ly/ 8.93ly/ 9.4ly
shields 350
armor 600
speed 116
boost 145
handling 0
(remaining stats similar to imp cutter)

*Ship may only fit shield generators in slot 1
**Ship may not fit anything other than passenger cabins in slots 2-5
***Ship can only have 2 class 5 cargo racks max.
****Ship may swap out slot 8 with anything EXCEPT cargo racks or passenger cabins
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This is actually pretty legit 😆 serious!

But then believes a new Kraken ship is coming...
 

Darth Ender

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Dutchman141 said:
Reminds himself that he didn't get a free copy of EDO or a Surprisebox and removes video again.
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3d prints their own terrarium box thing. Waters it with their tears from being too average to warrant fdev's attention on youtube. ... plants die from tears being too salty. Soul is double crushed.

starts gofundme since he quit his day job to be a youtube influencer. Parents call to tell them how disappointed they are.

Wonders where it all went wrong...
 
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