State of the Game

[Amy Pendergast]

I really think we should not only post pictures in this thread - this would generate a topic...

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[Erei]

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[Rubbernuke]

I really think we should not only post pictures in this thread - this would generate a topic...

Well to break up the visuals, the state of the game can be described like the second hand wooden cabinets my wife buys from old French people. Outwardly sound, inwardly riddled with wood chewing pests.

 

[Rubbernuke]

"In an isolated corner of the galaxy, an ordinary game called Elite Dangerous Odyssey is now dead"

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Well to break up the visuals, the state of the game can be described like the second hand wooden cabinets my wife buys from old French people. Outwardly sound, inwardly riddled with wood chewing pests.

Okay this thread becomes another "This game sucks" thread - fine with me, but a bit boring...

But I like your metaphors, there is that

 

[Erei]

Well to break up the visuals, the state of the game can be described like the second hand wooden cabinets my wife buys from old French people. Outwardly sound, inwardly riddled with wood chewing pests.

Hoy, as a French person, you are supposed to get rid of the wood eating thingie. Not keep them. The rest is perfectly normal.
Tell your wife she is welcome^^

 

[vtore7744]

The thread derailment squad is out in full today I see.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Hoy, as a French person, you are supposed to get rid of the wood eating thingie. Not keep them. The rest is perfectly normal.
Tell your wife she is welcome^^

Now your talking nonsense. I would detest that if I knew what that means.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Okay this thread becomes another "This game sucks" thread - fine with me, but a bit boring...

But I like your metaphors, there is that

The game is not irreversibly broken though. Just needs a Road Warrior with wild hair and a cool car to guide the tribes.

 

[VR Lucian Arkright]

The thread derailment squad is out in full today I see.

Oi! Take that back! It wasn't just today!

 

[VR Lucian Arkright]

The game is not irreversibly broken though. Just needs a Road Warrior with wild hair and a cool car to guide the tribes.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Hoy, as a French person, you are supposed to get rid of the wood eating thingie. Not keep them. The rest is perfectly normal.
Tell your wife she is welcome^^

I once picked up a cabinet thinking it was solid, only for my hand to push right through it like it was smoke

I got a cabbage and a load of bread as compensation

 

[Valorin]

Okay this thread becomes another "This game sucks" thread - fine with me, but a bit boring...

This is a hostile takeover!
We gotta do something!

 

[Erei]

The thread derailment squad is out in full today I see.

Let's be honest, we worked a bit on it yesterday already.

Now your talking nonsense. I would detest that if I knew what that means.

I'm not, we have super duper old cabinet, like "that one is from Napoleon" and stuff. Usually it goes down the family until someone get rid of it because they are damn heavy. Anyway, some insects thingie likes wood, so they eat the cabinet, and you have to get rid of them.

Also, the cabinet are centuries old, made in a country that was never at peace for the past 2000years, and made by people who drunk wine pretty much all the time.
What do you think would happen when a PTSD veteran and drunkard make a cabinet ?
They look pretty though. The cabinet, not the drunkard.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Let's be honest, we worked a bit on it yesterday already.

I'm not, we have super duper old cabinet, like "that one is from Napoleon" and stuff. Usually it goes down the family until someone get rid of it because they are damn heavy. Anyway, some insects thingie likes wood, so they eat the cabinet, and you have to get rid of them.

Also, the cabinet are century old, made in a country that was never at peace for the past 2000years, and made by people who drunk wine pretty much all the time.
What do you think would happen when a PTSD and drunkard make a cabinet ?
They look pretty though. The cabinet, not the drunkard.

 

[Rubbernuke]

This is a hostile takeover!
We gotta do something!

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[Amy Pendergast]

If you knew, what this light soy sauce can all be used for...

 

[Erei]

I'm conflicted, I want to pet it and eat it. Is that how the praying mantis feel when they eat their mate ?