State of the Game

[VR Lucian Arkright]

Notices mod team’s eyes narrowing. Goes yipe yipe yiping back to jokes about unicorn farts and powdered rainbows.

Better?

 

[Borko]

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Better?

Needs more sparkles. Very nice cat, though.

 

[HRDiagram]

Hello, anyone around here kind enough to point me towards the train station?

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

Cockpit cat before and after reading this thread

 

[Borko]

 

[The Nephilim]

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That reminds me of my sisters cat, Derek Hatton Cat.

Long legs, small body, very long neck and brown\gold patchwork fur.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Hello, anyone around here kind enough to point me towards the train station?

Yup, it's over there.

Points in direction from garden chair, after standing up and spinning around in circles, falling over, puking a bit, then sitting back down

Happy to help

 

[Darth Ender]

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Your cockpit cat seems to have eaten a Kumo Burger.

 

[The Nephilim]

Hello, anyone around here kind enough to point me towards the train station?

Certainly can.

 

[Momatty]

 

[Darth Ender]

posts poll showing that 104% of players want to have a Cockpit Cat companion in-game. Is completely enraged by Fdev's lack of implementing the will of the playerbase.

 

[The Nephilim]

This was, he's sadly no longer with us, my sisters cat, Derek Hatton Cat (Degsy for short). Here he is enjoying Orbital at Glastonfurry.

 

[Darth Ender]

This was, he's sadly no longer with us, my sisters cat, Derek Hatton Cat (Degsy for short). Here he is enjoying Orbital at Glastonfurry. View attachment 237545

Looks like your cat ate a Kumo Burger

 

[Borko]

Your cockpit cat seems to have eaten a Kumo Burger.

Several actually. Before they were properly ready, even.

Anyone seen my copilot?

 

[Red Anders]

That reminds me of my sisters cat, Derek Hatton Cat.

Long legs, small body, very long neck and brown\gold patchwork fur.

And what does the cat look like?

 

[Amy Pendergast]

This was, he's sadly no longer with us, my sisters cat, Derek Hatton Cat (Degsy for short). Here he is enjoying Orbital at Glastonfurry. View attachment 237545

Your sister was a cat named Derek? My condolences, I might have met her

 

[Darth Ender]

Makes flame baity comment about how No Man's Sky implemented pets with a development team that is a fraction of the size while not charging for any of the updates ...while keeping VR working.

 

[The Nephilim]

And what does the cat look like?

Sends a passive aggressive PM about something he wrote.

 

[Darth Ender]

Sends moderators and known employees private messages out of feeling of self importance. Is shocked that this correspondence is not only ignored by most, but results in a ban for breaking rules. Doesn't understand why his 12MB Word document on everything wrong with Elite wasn't met with open arms and thanks.

Goes back to writing about scientific inaccuracies in sci fi shows and writing yelp reviews on individual chain restaurants.

 

[The Nephilim]

Declares himself a God.