State of the Game

[Bottom Hat]

I always imagined it was something about eating crayons.

I think they eat them and throw the fudge coloured ones at the enemy. I never got to that stage of training though, as I was recruited straight out of the Corp to head up the new space police force.

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We only accept the holistic church of Lord Braben here.

Brothers and sisters, bask in his holy grin of smugness, and adorn yourselves with hair in the style of some middle aged man waiting for his combover to reveal itself - the Holy Combover of the book of Roadmap, it shall reveal itself, and all will be well.

Followed shortly by the feeding of the five fat developers, using 12 metric tonnes of pepperoni pizza, and 18 thousand gallons of diet coke.

Thereafter followed by the sermon on the Cambridge carpark, held by Lord Brebus himself, where the five chosen disciples of the Holy Roadmap will be announced, from amongst the gimpiest department of frontier towers, and no longer shall they dwell in their mothers' basements, for they shall have risen into the holy light of the daytime, like vampires from their sweaty fish-smelling basement crypts.


I should note that I had no idea where I was going with the scripture above, it just kinda happened...

May the Roadmap guide your ways, Brother.

See above for details dear sister.

That's easy - Australia.

That's how Angry got down there - his sidewinder clipped through the station surface, and bam, he was henceforth an Australian.

We still need twice as many female toilets as male ones.

Why? Do you have two wieners?

 

[Darth Ender]

Which is why we have Piracy in ED.

Notes that piracy mechanic is totally useless. Drops mic.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Why bother with facts when you can have Facts(tm) Everyone gets to decide what are facts and what aren't. Nothing is real outside of the observer's perception of what is real.

Sure, you may have never been anywhere outside of your home town that you were born in and will die in and married in (and so did your parents and their parents so ....) ...but this idea of Odyssey not rendering scenes properly is nonsense!

My computer plays odyssey perfectly and i've been having fun on it all day long while i should be working. yea, there are some issues with missions. The gameplay loops are a bit poorly thought out and designed. There are some graphical glitches here and there. The framerate does drop a bit but i'm fine with some stutters whenever in high activity scenes that require a lot of moving around and reactions as that will improve in the future and yes, sometimes the textures on things load in a lower quality that looks like a blurred flat mess, but i really dont notice it and it's something that i'm sure fdev will fix in the future.

All in all, i'd suggest this to new players. It'll be fixed in the future and previous releases of the game had big problems too and they eventually fixed all of those. I dont understand the negative campaign being conducted by a small group of players who want to see this game get cancelled but odyssey is loads of fun that in no way becomes repetitive and tedious nor ruined by the tiny issues currently being worked on by developers.

Don't pollute our thread with your facts and science...

 

[Erei]

Which is why we have Piracy in ED.

To be fair, English is literally saxon peasants with no education trying to speak french spoken by norse people. And french was already latin spoken by peasants with no education.

Literally. I mean, it's a miracle in itself they made a language out of that.

 

[Susanna]

You sure your in the right game?

Only Star Citizen has Toilets!

This is why Star Citizen has toilets everywhere | Massively Overpowered

Oh...

Well EDO should definitely have toilets if SC has them!

Do they have janitors to clean them as well?

 

[Erei]

Oh...

Well EDO should definitely have toilets if SC has them!

Do they have janitors to clean them as well?

Do you know how it feels to want to pee since 2012, but you can't because there are no toilets ? And the planet are too hostile to. That's how our character feels.

Probably explain that weird smirk, now that I think of it.

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[Susanna]

Don't pollute our thread with your facts and science...

Are you working for the British government? That's a Tory like statement!

 

[Caydran]

Oh...

Well EDO should definitely have toilets if SC has them!

Do they have janitors to clean them as well?

I'm sure they do, but they get killed if they are in the way.

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[Erei]

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Looks like on of the crew member you can buy off any station.
Except for the arm, there is a texture and it's not the textureless grey I often see.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

I'm sure they do, but they get killed if they are in the way.

If they can't face the hard reality they should have cleaned the toilets in solo mode.

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[Rubbernuke]

A very old one

 

[Susanna]

I think they eat them and throw the fudge coloured ones at the enemy. I never got to that stage of training though, as I was recruited straight out of the Corp to head up the new space police force.





Brothers and sisters, bask in his holy grin of smugness, and adorn yourselves with hair in the style of some middle aged man waiting for his combover to reveal itself - the Holy Combover of the book of Roadmap, it shall reveal itself, and all will be well.

Followed shortly by the feeding of the five fat developers, using 12 metric tonnes of pepperoni pizza, and 18 thousand gallons of diet coke.

Thereafter followed by the sermon on the Cambridge carpark, held by Lord Brebus himself, where the five chosen disciples of the Holy Roadmap will be announced, from amongst the gimpiest department of frontier towers, and no longer shall they dwell in their mothers' basements, for they shall have risen into the holy light of the daytime, like vampires from their sweaty fish-smelling basement crypts.


I should note that I had no idea where I was going with the scripture above, it just kinda happened...



See above for details dear sister.



That's how Angry got down there - his sidewinder clipped through the station surface, and bam, he was henceforth an Australian.



Why? Do you have two wieners?

Because it takes women twice as long to pee as our male counterparts... Just look at the queue!

 

[Rubbernuke]

Just like Stone Henge, the reason behind it is lost in time....

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[-VR- Max Factor]

Do you know how it feels to want to pee since 2012, but you can't because there are no toilets ? And the planet are too hostile to. That's how our character feels.

Probably explain that weird smirk, now that I think of it.

The most frustrating part is that only settlements have toilets. Having to hold it up for 20,000ly at my age isn't great.

 

[Erei]

Because it takes women twice as long to pee as our male counterparts... Just look at the queue!

We took quantity over quality. You took the opposite approach.