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I still want my cockpit cat.

Gotcha covered, friend!

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You shouldn't give your cat colloidal silver.

Or it might end up as a smurf:
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One thing I've always wondered about Smurfs...

So, there's only one female Smurf (ok, so two others were introduced later), and she was actually created Gargamel, which implies that female Smurfs aren't really a thing.

So... Asexual reproduction or redacted
 
I am the horseman
I'm mentally mad
I am a super sharp shooter
Sittin' on a rooftop
My name is MC H.
I got the big breaks, the bass
One, two, check
It's a mixture rough to the core
Through the texture
Come and get a taste of the fixture, yeah
 
It was a very gay village before the female Smurf came and chaos spread. Just saying.
There is a reddit for everything.

"Here is my theory: Smurfette isn't a natural Smurf, and, other than Nanny Smurf and Sassette, there appear to be no female Smurfs. I believe they are a species of fungi, evidenced by their mostly one-gender species, and their residence in mushroom homes. Most of them are completely identical, except for a few mutated organisms - these organisms are named based on their mutations (Brainy, Hefty, etc). It seems like Brainy wouldn't look different without his glasses, so perhaps he wears them to differentiate his mutation?"
 
There is a reddit for everything.

"Here is my theory: Smurfette isn't a natural Smurf, and, other than Nanny Smurf and Sassette, there appear to be no female Smurfs. I believe they are a species of fungi, evidenced by their mostly one-gender species, and their residence in mushroom homes. Most of them are completely identical, except for a few mutated organisms - these organisms are named based on their mutations (Brainy, Hefty, etc). It seems like Brainy wouldn't look different without his glasses, so perhaps he wears them to differentiate his mutation?"
Damn, I had to pick between the gay village for comedic value or the mushroom theory rather similar than that one for a more serious tone.
 
Also, I'd like to point out the similarities with the bible. God create Adam, and from him Eve. Eventually Eve is tricked by the devil, with an apple (of all things), to spread chaos in Eden, and get them kicked.
In the Smurf, they are all male, until gargamel (the main evil of the story) create the female smurf. So spread chaos amongst the smurf.

I think it's the true inspiration for the author.

Also, gargamel had a cat, like all villains.
 
Also, I'd like to point out the similarities with the bible. God create Adam, and from him Eve. Eventually Eve is tricked by the devil, with an apple (of all things), to spread chaos in Eden, and get them kicked.
In the Smurf, they are all male, until gargamel (the main evil of the story) create the female smurf. So spread chaos amongst the smurf.


Also, gargamel had a cat, like all villains.
The cat had a villain.

But yes, a tad cliché the whole thing :)
 
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