State of the Game

[Rubbernuke]

Hamsters are a delicacy in some country. Also, they are much bigger in their natural habitat.

They grow to cow size?

 

[Darth Ender]

makes post about moderator actions in threads

Second guesses creating post ....considers rules of forum

Posts anyway because principles and thinks they will be seen a a warrior for the common folk !

Nobody sees thread as it's immediately deleted. Login is banned.

Goes back to posting on reddit.

 

[Erei]

They grow to cow size?

No, that's why they eat them first.

 

[Dutchman141]

I.e. never get boxed in. Always have an escape route or distraction (like wines, chocolates or other surprises).

You have no idea how many bottles of wine and boxes of chocolate we already have, I'm hopeless in understanding women.

 

[Kenneth McGrew]

Really my friend, let someone check your eyesight.
That's clearly a hamster, and a fine one at that.

everything is beautiful with hoisin sauce.

 

[Just]

Try that - the rest of the dialog would be
"Oh you still remember our first meeting? Do you remember the pink heels I wore?"
"Sure..."
"You liar, they were blue"

GAME OVER

Absolutely.
This is #1 rule - you give NO DETAILS when your woman is in her "I desperately need to argue about anything" mode.
The next one: if it seems that you can counter some rant of her easily - It's a trap, she wants to argue about something else, and your obvious answer will allow her to smoothly switch the subject, because they are somehow connected.

 

[Pigletslastand]

I'm hopeless in understanding women.

Mate not even women understand women.

 

[Dutchman141]

in this case here is Deborah our latest ex thread watching pigeon...

Now that's what I call a nice cat picture.

 

[Rubbernuke]

You have no idea how many bottles of wine and boxes of chocolate we already have, I'm hopeless in understanding women.

Women are complex and labyrinthine creatures. And always right*

*if my wife is reading this

 

[G4RY]

in this case here is Deborah our latest ex thread watching pigeon...

Sorry, i might of gone a little overboard with IGNI. She looks happy though

EDIT: SHE.. ITS A SHE! oops!

 

[Darth Ender]

Mate not even women understand women.

Women use the Cobra engine too?

 

[Just]

You have no idea how many bottles of wine and boxes of chocolate we already have, I'm hopeless in understanding women.

Don't try to understand women.
I almost did once and almost ended gay because of this trauma.

(I hope I did not offend anyone personally here, except for some people who have too good taste of humor for my crude attempts of jokes)

 

[Dutchman141]

Women are complex and labyrinthine creatures. And always right*

*if my wife is reading this

I always think to myself" Okay do I want to be right or do I want to be happy?"

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Women are complex and labyrinthine creatures. And always right*

*if my wife is reading this

See, not that complicated, is it?
IS IT?

 

[SpaceIsHuge]

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOVC4NY8Q-A

 

[Darth Ender]

Sorry, i might of gone a little overboard with IGNI. He looks happy though

what the hell happened to those fries? Did someone forget to clean the oil over the last 3 days of cooking?

 

[Erei]

what the hell happened to those fries? Did someone forget to clean the oil over the last 3 days of cooking?

I'm glad I'm not the one who noticed

 

[Just]

Mate not even women understand women.

Women who understand themselves become constantly depressed.
And I am not even sure if it's a serious conclusion, or just another dumb joke attemp of mine.

 

[Kenneth McGrew]

Sorry, i might of gone a little overboard with IGNI. He looks happy though

I think its the look of surprise when I killed it with a class 1 spatula and there was no re-buy screen... only death, enjoyed wonderfully with questionably cooked chips and salad garnish found in the local pond...

 

[Pigletslastand]

I like that Oscar Wilde quote "Women are meant to be loved, not understood"