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That makes me think 🤔
In this context aren't we the racist people because we assume all plants to be equal and don't have an eye for their diversity?
(realizes that bashing himself for being racist based on treating something as equal is not his thing
but decides to keep silent on this subject
because taking part in such discussions always ended for him in being attacked by both racists and antiracists)

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I mean, most people don't go crazy when they see a leather couch. Trees are probably as distant cousin to him, than cow to us. Heck, some people even eat monkeys, and they are quite close to us (up to only 3% genetic differences).

50% gene share with a banana too apparently!

All hail to the Trinity of Lord Brebus, Grindalf and RNGesus!

Amen ! May His Holy Game Vision raise our Gamma, and may our grind be forever.

Rejoice! For the Holy Roadmap will guide us, as does Lord Brebus and his Holy Combover of galactic exploitation. For he gave us The Egg, Robigo, and thy Holy CGs to satiate our lust for invisible credits, then removed them (kinda, shhhh...) to teach us humility and the frivolous nature of chasing said exploits.

His minions of the forum CM team try to spread the Word of the Holy Roadmap, yet they face extreme resistance in the form of The Entitled Whining Commission, and the Waaah Waaah Throw Toys Out of the Unholy Pram Because we are Big Baby Softlads, and this is not even mentioning the group of one powerful legend and his sidekick - The Unholy Powerplay and Alien Barry Cooperative of Doom.

Rebelling against the Holy Trinity of Lord Brebus, Grindalf, and RNGesus, are also the We Want Ship Interiors Yesterday, and We Will All Make a Million Threads Daily Each, as We can't Read Collective. Whilst Lord Brebus recognises their desires, he regretteth ever mentioning the idea in 2012, and the Holy Combover is used to cover his dented forehead from smashing it into the Keyboard of Divine Typing. But He might do something about it one day, if there be a purpose and it isn't just crap. Again.

Praise be brothers and sisters, for thy Hat of A.ss has reached a point of no more ideas in this holy post, and is returning to lurk amongst the non-believer cults listed above in the forums, so that he may get Holy First Dibs on Stuphs Worf Hazzing, should there be any further rage quitting of hilarious proportions. (written in the Holy third person, for this post shall be found in appendix 12 of the Holy Roadmap some time in the future).
 
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