State of the Game

[Erei]

If you turn off everything it is ok. Some cats made a ruckus at 5:30am in my garden, they tried to catch sparrows and pestering my cuddlecat. After I got rid of them it was too late to go back to bed, so I made coffee and a few missions. It seems like Missions are not too bugged at the moment, but they still have problems with the NPCs not sitting at their right position... I am not an expert on this but on the picture it seems like someone throw a baby crib in a binView attachment 240458

43fps in concourse is not what I'd call OK ^^.
I have 60 (drops to 50ish at times), and I'm well above recommended.


Also, yeah, NPC are very buggy on benches. Sometimes they clip through it, sometimes they sit "above" the bench, sometimes they stand up on it.

 

[Rubbernuke]

I've always wondered why FD put icons over mission givers heads when mission givers always stand in the same place in a station that never changes, and the icon itself not saying what faction they support (so you can't tell them apart).

It made me feel sad inside, like full on sad puppy sad as I sat thinking about the sheer redundancy of it all. And then I realised, there is no cheese in Elite Dangerous, and got even more sad inside.

 

[Erei]

I've always wondered why FD put icons over mission givers heads when mission givers always stand in the same place in a station that never changes, and the icon itself not saying what faction they support (so you can't tell them apart).

It made me feel sad inside, like full on sad puppy sad as I sat thinking about the sheer redundancy of it all. And then I realised, there is no cheese in Elite Dangerous, and got even more sad inside.

Probably for the same reason the bartender have a drink icon, but don't sell drinks.
Or why we have an icon based UI now.

Someone like to makes little icons at Fdev, and Lord Brebus doesn't have the heart to tell him not to.

 

[ULITE]

43fps in concourse is not what I'd call OK ^^.
I have 60 (drops to 50ish at times), and I'm well above recommended.

I only have the recommended system, the prices for graphic cards are insane at the moment. So I think it is ok...mostly, you can run around without getting seasick.

Also, yeah, NPC are very buggy on benches. Sometimes they clip through it, sometimes they sit "above" the bench, sometimes they stand up on it.

I have a nice collection of these pictures, I'll use them someday to send them to the guys at FDev if they think they've made a great product again.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Probably for the same reason the bartender have a drink icon, but don't sell drinks.
...

I think this special icon is just pure maliciousness.

 

[Erei]

I have a nice collection of these pictures, I'll use them someday to send them to the guys at FDev if they think they've made a great product again.

I see. The equivalent on showing your son in his diaper when he was 2yo, to his girlfriend.

I think this special icon is just pure maliciousness.

Trolling. Just like the 0g station having all the litter on the floor, when you don't see it much or at all in 1g station.

 

[ULITE]

And then I realised, there is no cheese in Elite Dangerous, and got even more sad inside.

No cheese and no cake, neither cheese cake

 

[Erei]

No cheese and no cake, neither cheese cake

Well, it's a dystopian world after all.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Well, it's a dystopian world after all.

But if they introduce cheese they could make it much more Dangerous for the lactose intolerant part of the CMDRs....

 

[Rubbernuke]

No cheese and no cake, neither cheese cake

Now the sadness has become a giant despair salad.

 

[Erei]

But if they introduce cheese they could make it much more Dangerous for the lactose intolerant part of the CMDRs....

I mean, it's dystopian. The cheese wouldn't contain milk

Like cyberpunk, with the various insect based "meat". Like the locust pepperoni pizza.

 

[ULITE]

I see. The equivalent on showing your son in his diaper when he was 2yo, to his girlfriend.

it's an ancient family tradition, i don't want to break with it

Trolling. Just like the 0g station having all the litter on the floor, when you don't see it much or at all in 1g station

I am still doing reseach on this
sometimes the litter vanishes after relogging or a crash, that first picture was made a few minutes before I got the mission, then my game crashed, I relogged and then it was gone. 0g station btw

 

[Rubbernuke]

But if they introduce cheese they could make it much more Dangerous for the lactose intolerant part of the CMDRs....

Lacto free cheeses could help here, although they could be a new form of punishment mind.

 

[Darth Ender]

I think this special icon is just pure maliciousness.

you need to find jaques to unlock bartending

 

[ULITE]

you need to find jaques to unlock bartending

I am not flying 3h to colonia to not see Jaques at his bar

 

[Amy Pendergast]

you need to find jaques to unlock bartending

You should know where he sits around - in the end he is somewhere out there in the Void(tm)*.

* I saw "The Void" was not trademarked, so I did. Please contact my agent for licensing terms.

 

[Erei]

I am not flying 3h to colonia to not see Jaques at his bar

You should, Fdev prepared a surprise for all of us there.

 

[Fishy]

Ponders posting a petition thread to encourage FD to buy the rights to Viscera Cleanup Detail so that it can be bolted onto the Cobra engine, add the Janitor rank we all need, and finally clean up those filthy stations. I mean human filthy, not xeno filthy. Prepares to call in sick at work to be the first to reach Janitor Elite (5), paving the way for a new thread.

 

[Fishy]

You should, Fdev prepared a surprise for all of us there.

I hear you get a free Keelback when you get there.

 

[Erei]

I hear you get a free Keelback when you get there.

A free sidewinder actually. You need to self destruct your current ship to get it.