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If they can't run or escape this is natures way of sorting things out, just with a helping hand and eleven herbs and spices.
State of the Game
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If they can't run or escape this is natures way of sorting things out, just with a helping hand and eleven herbs and spices.
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It's mid-week, so you can't trust the stats. You have to wait for the weekend, because reasons.
Both. Simultaneously.
A puzzle, wrapped in a conundrum, encapsulated within an enigma... maybe we shall never decipher it's secrets when even Armageddon arrives? (Patch 5)
Two of them. The rest are slightly......illegal and may explain why people sell each other for more.
You don't need to add salt in a Kumo Burger.
Unrelated, did you know salt is one of main ingredient left in your ashes if your body is cremated?
Did you know human ashes are the #1 ingredient in Kumo Burger's Special Sauce?
State of my game. Departing the bubble I stop off at rocky world to drive around a little, no threats in area, one distress signal.
I land, jump in the SRV and drive to the distress beacon. Yep, there they are rescue pods. SRV gets hung on a rock. No worries, I hit the vertical thrusters. Nothing.
I try jostling around with the throttle/steering. Nothing. WTHeck I say. I climb down out of my ride look around. The SRV is about 2 feet off the ground. WTheck again. I try to climb back onboard. No option. I hit ESC to get to the 'Options' menu to reach the control to see if my keybinds changed from the update. Game menu will not open. I cannot board the SRV or exit the game. I finally resort to a reboot to get the game closed.
After reboot I log in and as suspected am in my ship in orbit. That finally allows me to get to the 'Options'. Sure enough my bindings are messed up, including no key for game menu. Swearing at the universe I fix the missing key, and now CAN'T reboard my SRV.
As a customer and player I'm left with one decision. Walk away for a month to see if somebody at FD can at least get what is suppose to work, working!
Later. I'll be on Pong.
I land, jump in the SRV and drive to the distress beacon. Yep, there they are rescue pods. SRV gets hung on a rock. No worries, I hit the vertical thrusters. Nothing.
I try jostling around with the throttle/steering. Nothing. WTHeck I say. I climb down out of my ride look around. The SRV is about 2 feet off the ground. WTheck again. I try to climb back onboard. No option. I hit ESC to get to the 'Options' menu to reach the control to see if my keybinds changed from the update. Game menu will not open. I cannot board the SRV or exit the game. I finally resort to a reboot to get the game closed.
After reboot I log in and as suspected am in my ship in orbit. That finally allows me to get to the 'Options'. Sure enough my bindings are messed up, including no key for game menu. Swearing at the universe I fix the missing key, and now CAN'T reboard my SRV.
As a customer and player I'm left with one decision. Walk away for a month to see if somebody at FD can at least get what is suppose to work, working!
Later. I'll be on Pong.
Odyssey has taken the word 'diplomacy' and has stamped on it multiple times, put it through the shredder, set it alight, recomposited it, turned it into compost for a bowl of petunias whose only thought was "Oh no, not again!" Typically, it was more worried about the sperm whale also falling to the ground and wishing it was a cat meme instead!
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The BBQ sauce special !
Slander. The special sauce....is special. Burgers are flame grilled though, over a T-10s thrusters.
WarcatNah :
Odyssey Diplomacy !
Diplomacy: Sasha style...
1. Pepper
2. Salt (the bath salts that turn you into a face eating zombie)
3. Meth
4. Oregeno
5. Meth
6. Cocaine
7. Meth
8. Powdered Opium
9. Meth
10. Dash of dried Onion Head
11. Meth
MSFS World Update 5 has released.
Not sure if this means more or less forum time.
Not sure if this means more or less forum time.
Come as you are, you will always be special to us.
Kumo Burger, now with special sauce !
And there was me thinking - that could do with more spam! Or you could have Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon and Spam!