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That is such a turn off!
WHAT IS YOUR PARENTS FAVOURITE CHEESE
John shrugs Cheese Whiz?
HEY MOM, CAN I HAVE SOME OAK SMOKED AGED CHEDDAR WITH CHUTNEY ON A NICE SLICE OF SOURDOUGH?
T-1000 Dairylea on phone Sure honey. Where are you so I can drop it to you?
YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD
John shrugs Cheese Whiz?
HEY MOM, CAN I HAVE SOME OAK SMOKED AGED CHEDDAR WITH CHUTNEY ON A NICE SLICE OF SOURDOUGH?
T-1000 Dairylea on phone Sure honey. Where are you so I can drop it to you?
YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD
Since we are on cheese jokes,
What does a cheese say into a mirror:
halloumi (hello me)
What does a cheese say to start a fight with a bear:
camembert (Come on bear)
At a cheese conference, one seller asked the other "How has your year been".
To which the other replied "It has been gouda, but could of been chedder".
What does a cheese say into a mirror:
halloumi (hello me)
What does a cheese say to start a fight with a bear:
camembert (Come on bear)
At a cheese conference, one seller asked the other "How has your year been".
To which the other replied "It has been gouda, but could of been chedder".
I only liked this one in hope
it will dare you to tell it it on some work-related social gathering or your wife/life partner/whatever family fest,
and you will permanently imprint yourself in their memory as "the guy who told this awful joke",
you will be avoided ever since, what will push you into chronic depression, until you jump from a bridge.
That said,
good morning everyone, I wish you lot a nice day.
(Yes you too, enjoy your life while you still can)
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Are you pulling my leg with this question?Can someone pull this finger please
Have a listen to Elvenquest. It's flipping excellent. Four series of!
Can someone pull this finger please
Ewww, cheese monster!
Can someone pull this finger please
Done. What is supposed to happen VD?
That was 30 minutes ago... I'm not ironman.
I'll ping you next time!
Good point, well made, but, and it's quite a big BUT, no cat meme, so: 7/10, must try harder.
I demand a refund!
You big softlad!
Nah, 6.5 I reckon - attention to detail is so important.
But... I don't do cat memes...
Now I am feeling bad, I feel like I have ruined the thread by spamming on it...
Sorry
I'm a man of many competences, but you have no idea what you missed...
I just... couldn't