posting in other threads has gotten incredibly mundane and sad. It's almost like they want to be serious, which i no longer understand the point of.
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Now, coffee or tea this morning?
I used to be serious myself. Then I realized the futility of it.
That and the lack of cat memes.
Coffee, you heathen.
Even with a Full English?
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I miss coffee. I had to have it every day, but I hate the taste. So, I'd always load it up with enough cream and sugar to make it not taste like coffee.
Now that I'm on keto, those are the devil. I miss coffee...
Did you know that Monster Energy 0 sugar still has carbs? What's the point? I feel like this is personal.
OK, I stand corrected. Dammit!
Load it up with Kentucky Bourbon instead. No carbs in that, and hides the flavor just as well.
I don't drink, either. Though, this conversation might get me started.
I have a shift in the immediate aftermath of a full moon coming up in a few days, so trust me, I need the bourbon.
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I wish. More of a "loons crawling out of the woodwork making my life miserable" problem.
I wish. More of a "loons crawling out of the woodwork making my life miserable" problem.
Dont worry, i'm not with the catholic church nor am i a farmer who has lost livestock.
we can get you cuffed up in chains to keep the shift from letting you loose out in public. Now it's a common misconception that the shift only happens 1 night of the full moon but it really happens 3 nights around the full moon. So we'll need to lock you up each evening for those days. i think if we throw in a sacrificial white knight or two ...you should be fine and not have to worry bout any guilt in killing any innocents.
More of the public being let loose on me. Still, I can't lock up the entire public, so your idea certainly has merit.
As to guilt... Now there's an intriguing concept. Care to explain it to me?
it's when someone who doesn't crush it does something they didn't crush.
I'm not sure what it's like either because I obviously always crush everything i do.
Oh, an organic coffee cup warmer
Coffee, black, perhaps adding water....
you dont just skip that sissy drink method and put the beans directly in your butt like an adult?
Your intestines have as many nerve endings as your spine and has a massive and poorly understood role in your mood and drives and it's all driven by organisms that aren't human. They crave fresh, organic, locally sourced free-range food that hasn't been blasted with stomach acid and bile. do it the right way and put those coffee beans in from the other side.
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