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Sorry for going horribly off topic here, but I vaguely remember talk of a code refresh as part of the "let's get ready for Odyssey" plan. Or was it all a dream?
The fabled 'code refresh' is part of the mythology of Elite Dangerous. It's a core tenet of the Code of the Shining Knights of Brebus, along with 'new netcode' and the Quest of the Holy Grail Panther Clipper - which brave knights set out upon to prove their faith in 'The Game's Potential'.
 
The fabled 'code refresh' is part of the mythology of Elite Dangerous. It's a core tenet of the Code of the Shining Knights of Brebus, along with 'new netcode' and the Quest of the Holy Grail Panther Clipper - which brave knights set out upon to prove their faith in 'The Game's Potential'.
It was prophetised by Brebus during the Great Kickstarter, as part of his Holy Game Vision.
 
I even gave them the option of not "giving" me it.. but that i could disable one, heavily damaging it. and then take it over and repair it via crafting .

since they aren't mass produced, everything has to be crafted to repair and maintain it. Some modules involve multiple crafting steps and tons of commodities and materials.

it would take a long time to acquire one and get it operational if you managed to disable one or find one already disabled. Especially without a bunch of players helping you.

there would be a whole economy and such surrounding them involving the entire game and all other roles (except xeno biology).

It would be the coolest thing until fdev decides to burn the bubble down.


but no. they're too busy letting the game get 5th col'd.
 
The fabled 'code refresh' is part of the mythology of Elite Dangerous. It's a core tenet of the Code of the Shining Knights of Brebus, along with 'new netcode' and the Quest of the Holy Grail Panther Clipper - which brave knights set out upon to prove their faith in 'The Game's Potential'.

Praise him Brother Drew!

It was prophetised by Brebus during the Great Kickstarter, as part of his Holy Game Vision.

Hallelujah! On the eighth day of the Great Kickstarter, he did make videos that would be misquoted many years later, in hope that His followers might defend anything!

Nah, they want the game to be hella boring and bad so they're purposely not doing the 1 thing that would make it awesome and give me a dredger to use and pilot and operate.

I'd like one too actually. Dunno what I'd do with it, but I like its big fat mouth!

But Lord Brabus is so sorry.. it must be the 5th Col. They wouldn't intentionally be killing the game while publicly pretending like they are trying really hard to Make It Great Again.

You really must stop misspelling Brebus, else people think you are referring to the Lord of engine tuning...
 
I can't be bothered to learn all of your archaic ways and traditions. The Void has opened my mind up to so much more that such things are so far beneath me that I hardly remember your faith still exists.
I Googled 'void your bowels' in order to mock your religious beliefs, and received this advice:

How to empty your bowels without straining
  1. Sit on the toilet properly: ...
  2. Brace – allow your stomach muscles to push forwards. ...
  3. With each urge to empty your bowels, repeat the brace.
  4. Keep your mouth slightly open and breathe out. ...
  5. As you finish, pull up your anorectal muscles (the muscles that control your bottom).
Thought I'd share with you all.

How did we survive before the internet?
 
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