State of the Game

[The Roofus]

Well, as they say... If the 'conda's rockin', don't come a knockin'....

If my anaconda is "rockin" from lovemaking, then I'd be genuinely proud - you seen how big those things are?

It'd be like shagging so hard you cause rolling on a cross channel ferry.

 

[PiLhEaD]

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As you requested Brother @Bottom Hat the name has been changed.

I'm sending my envoy:

 

[PiLhEaD]

just because bottom hat is off his meds again doesn't mean the whole thread is devolving into his obsessions.....

Point of order - had we definitely established that Brother Hat was on his meds to start with?

 

[Athlon-uk]

Do they adjust your gussets? Mine adjust my mankini if I ask nicely.

 

[PRORABBIT67]

 

[Bottom Hat]

Yea you don't need the competition with yours.

It would have to be one hell of a good effort!

I'm sending my envoy:

Now that is an outstanding effort! I really must take a screenshot of mine - Micah Hunt - delicious as well!

Point of order - had we definitely established that Brother Hat was on his meds to start with?

We all know the answer to that one...!

Disappointing

 

[Bottom Hat]

If my anaconda is "rockin" from lovemaking, then I'd be genuinely proud - you seen how big those things are?

It'd be like shagging so hard you cause rolling on a cross channel ferry.

That's gotta be some thrusting record!

 

[The Roofus]

That's gotta be some thrusting record!

 

[LeoBartlet]

That's a tiny wee piece there, You want something with more thrust and length.

Not that I'm a size queen or anything

 

[The Roofus]

That's a tiny wee piece there, You want something with more thrust and length.

Not that I'm a size queen or anything

Enough thrust here to pop God's kidney

 

[Bottom Hat]

Enough thrust here to pop God's kidney

Well I didn't expect that comment lmao!!

 

[Darth Ender]

wouldn't god be doing the thrusting if he's getting his kidney popped?

-1 Arx for invalid phrasing

 

[The Roofus]

wouldn't god be doing the thrusting if he's getting his kidney popped?

-1 Arx for invalid phrasing

The almighty is a switch

 

[LeoBartlet]

The almighty is a switch

More power to them.

 

[The Roofus]

More power to them.

He'd like that too I'd imagine

 

[PRORABBIT67]

Source: https://youtu.be/VQkLId62SJ4

 

[Darth Ender]

it doesn't work as a saying unless god is driving the rocket ... unless god's kidneys are not in the same place as ours..

 

[Darth Ender]

besides ...everyone knows the most powerful thrust in the universe come from the thrusters on our ships. No gravity is too strong for them.

 

[The Roofus]

it doesn't work as a saying unless god is driving the rocket ... unless god's kidneys are not in the same place as ours..

The joke is that the rocket is so large that if god took it up the bum it would perforate the colon, keep going, and eventually rupture a kidney.

 

[Darth Ender]

The joke is that the rocket is so large that if god took it up the bum it would perforate the colon, keep going, and eventually rupture a kidney.

kidneys are on the sides. your anatomy is off. in this crazy hypothetical, he'd be between them at 'best'.