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Were? They put those skinless franks on a steamed bun cover it with a "meat"sauce that makes the above chilli look like kale plus onions and celery salt if u want it "all the way" and call them hot weiners here in the great State of RI. 2-3'll put the uninitiated GI system down for a weekend. 🤢
My favorite, which I haven't had in years, is 3 or four cheap (Tina's/Old El Paso/Other) frozen burritos (meat, cheese and bean) in a small baking dish covered with a can of Hormel chili, with or without beans, topped with a cup or two of shredded cheese in the oven for about 45 minutes or so.

Guaranteed to break even the most robust intestines, well, except for "Major Payne" probably.

<hmmm, I wonder if this recipe contributed to recent, um, developments in my medical history>
 
My favorite, which I haven't had in years, is 3 or four cheap (Tina's/Old El Paso/Other) frozen burritos (meat, cheese and bean) in a small baking dish covered with a can of Hormel chili, with or without beans, in the oven for about 45 minutes or so.

Guaranteed to break even the most robust intestines, well, except for "Major Payne" probably.

<hmmm, I wonder if this recipe contributed to recent, um, developments in my medical history>
I don't know what half of this is, but I want to try it.
 
Well, this is an unexpectedly detailed and frankly terrifying post from you Mr Hat.

Makes sure windows and doors are locked and the stopcock is turned to the off position.

I have many secrets that you simply don't want to know! But make sure to seal the windows too, a little gas can cause quite some damage.....

For some reason quite often for light banter in the pharmacy staff room we'd discuss stuff like this. I can remember walking in one day and the topics were the best combo of drugs to take for suicide or if you really wanted someone to suffer you'd slip x into their tea- and feeling a bit awkward sitting down with my coffee because the day before I'd accidentally dinged my line managers prized mug.

Thank goodness I did not go into pathology because then it would have gotten really weird at break times:D

Same here mate, I totally understand and empathize with you on this! We used to make up our own names for things people would be in for, in the style of cockney geezers. I'm not sure any would be allowed here, but I'll have a mischievous think!
 
I don't know what half of this is, but I want to try it.



Enjoy!
 
It would make for a fun version of Holby City :D

Hahahaha! I did remember that haemorrhoid resection was called something like "picking bum grapes" as a procedure, but all the main ones I can think of are too rude to type, or inappropriately crass...!

No, the thread will be locked down for 18 months...

Don't go giving TJ any malicious ideas!
 

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Water consumption torture used to be used on pirates or noncompliant sailors back in the days of Jack Sparrow and other legendary people I know. And this is the good ol' British navy doing it for fun, and from my history lessons at school as opposed to wiki.

They used to tie a naughty chap to a mast, and force him to drink water slowly but constantly via a tube down his still conscious gullet. As above, salt depletion would make them go wacko first (low sodium) before the kidneys became fully porous, and the blood juice just drained out of him, followed relatively quickly by seizures coma then being buried at sea. Because you start peeing for lack of control before the kidneys give up, which is incredibly painful if you have ever had a kidney infection. So the more you pee, the more you start to crave the water, and it becomes a vicious cycle where in essence you are drinking water to die. Excellent.

I've added in some medical stuff to make it look even more fun (accurate stuff mind), but it's a horrible way to go and very painful to the muscles everywhere, as well as feeling like you are being run over across your midsection, without going into a whole homeostasis explanation of sodium, pot, carb, etc balance explanation.

Before you died though, they would often stab you as well, just for a bit of sport. Bless the old royal navy eh?!

I have probably sounded quite evil now from the above. I am.
Sounds like the Moderators initiation ceremony.
 
Hahahaha! I did remember that haemorrhoid resection was called something like "picking bum grapes" as a procedure, but all the main ones I can think of are too rude to type, or inappropriately crass...!



Don't go giving TJ any malicious ideas!
When I redid the pharmacy map where I worked, I had to colour code everything so it was easy to see where things were. In my rebellious band 4 youth (one up from slave status :D) I coded the suppository and enema section brown and had a 'Code Brown' section for all such meds.

It was great because my line manager had the humour capability of burnt Weetabix and never questioned it...but all the trainee techs and still human staff saw it instantly and had a good chuckle :D
 
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