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HAPPY ALAN PARTRIDGE WEEK!
 
Then you are a better man than I, for I would probably descend into punching!
The worst is make-up and suncream. Women seem to think all towels are there to wipe hands with........WASH YOUR HANDS:mad: since makeup is impossible to get out. And sun cream. By all means put it on, but then don't SIT ON THE BLOODY BED. I DON'T WANT YELLOW GREASY BUTTOCK PRINTS ON EXPENSIVE LINEN:mad:

Phew. That felt good to express :), like a cow lactating milky anger
 
The worst is make-up and suncream. Women seem to think all towels are there to wipe hands with........WASH YOUR HANDS:mad: since makeup is impossible to get out. And sun cream. By all means put it on, but then don't SIT ON THE BLOODY BED. I DON'T WANT YELLOW GREASY BUTTOCK PRINTS ON EXPENSIVE LINEN:mad:

Phew. That felt good to express :), like a cow lactating milky anger

At least it stopped you going all punchy!
 
Just realized I missed the opportunity to put the foot in it like Alan, and do a "Sunday, oh bloody Sunday..." comment yesterday...
Actually, when you made this statement, it was still late Sunday in Hawaii - you could have done it - well, and there are places in the world, which are even more behind than Hawaii on GMT-12, but those islands are uninhabited - but still you would have had a few hours more even.
 
My lunch today was watching "Gordon Ramsey in 10" - tenderloin pork steak and bacon on a cured corn, onion, spinach salsa bed - he did it in under 10 minutes - I just watched the video, I didn't eat anything, but I still felt like having had lunch - weird, I know, but I can sometimes ease the urge to eat something by watching foodstuff videos instead.

well he has to do it within the 10 minutes time frame - I would rather have made caramelized onions to the corn, but that takes a couple of minutes longer to make.
 
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