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I'm struggling with this.

I really need details.

No names as anonymity is important.


But diagrams might help, well drawn ones. I can reciprocate with a Brokeback Bravestar?
Okay, best one just for you.
Imagine two pretty, dark haired chicks, early 20's sexi-dancing together, some other unmentionable stuff, paddles and bottoms.
These were the rewards i got working for free for a music charity.
Cross community & LGBT friendly early 2k.
It was a great show... i applauded at the end of it.
Who says being a nice guy doesn't pay off.
 
I'm struggling with this.

I really need details.

No names as anonymity is important.


But diagrams might help, well drawn ones. I can reciprocate with a Brokeback Bravestar?
Okay, best one just for you.
Imagine two pretty, dark haired chicks, early 20's sexi-dancing together, some other unmentionable stuff, paddles and bottoms.
These were the rewards i got working for free for a music charity.
Cross community & LGBT friendly early 2k.
It was a great show... i applauded at the end of it.
Who says being a nice guy doesn't pay off.
 
BTW I just spent 8 Euro on a big jar of Marmite and I feel no remorse.
BTW I just finished a coop sweet and sour dish (I bought it at the same time as the curry yesterday ).
I can safely say that it made yesterday's curry taste like a culinary triumph.

It was just bland red gloop with rice.
Lesson learned never buy their stuff again. Time to start cooking properly again!

Edit: I can only imagine it come from their be shyte to yourself range. I can't get the taste out of my mouth, even after beer
 
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Okay, best one just for you.
Imagine two pretty, dark haired chicks, early 20's sexi-dancing together, some other unmentionable stuff, paddles and bottoms.
These were the rewards i got working for free for a music charity.
Cross community & LGBT friendly early 2k.
It was a great show... i applauded at the end of it.
Who says being a nice guy doesn't pay off.

Excuse me whilst I rub my knees. But where is the diagram? ;)

According to Mr Nukes picture, he's the sort of madlad that pairs a pinstripe blazer with a hoodie and can only count to 3.

Clearly a wrong-un.

I like the idea of wrong-uns for mascots!

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Ps still working on my Russian bad joke, but in the meantime have a German bad name bad joke:


What do you call a hirsute German?


Herr E Balls
True story - when on a client site in Denmark (I think - it was quite a while back) the senior chap I was dealing with was Herr Clyt. He laughed when we met, saying that he knew very well what his name as pronounced meant in the English language. He was a top bloke, really good laugh and also hugely professional - we had a few good dinners on the company card which helped things along nicely. I can't now remember the name of the bank, but suspect it was Danske. Still, fond memories, nice people.

As for Denmark... it rained almost all the time I was there and I could have been working in Wales! Landing back at Heathrow there was a tremendous flash and a very solid THUMP as we were struck by lightening. I was amazed by how many passengers hadn't realised and also went pale when the pilot explained after we'd landed.
 
True story - when on a client site in Denmark (I think - it was quite a while back) the senior chap I was dealing with was Herr Clyt. He laughed when we met, saying that he knew very well what his name as pronounced meant in the English language. He was a top bloke, really good laugh and also hugely professional - we had a few good dinners on the company card which helped things along nicely. I can't now remember the name of the bank, but suspect it was Danske. Still, fond memories, nice people.

As for Denmark... it rained almost all the time I was there and I could have been working in Wales! Landing back at Heathrow there was a tremendous flash and a very solid THUMP as we were struck by lightening. I was amazed by how many passengers hadn't realised and also went pale when the pilot explained after we'd landed.

At least he knew what to expect!
 
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