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Bottom Hat

Bottom Hat
I am keen on santa next week btw lads for a festive mascot. Many opportunities for sack comments.




I have also been considering the following Mr Morita, but as a future mascot, due to opportunities for made-up wisdom from our expertise:-

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Bottom Hat

Bottom Hat
Possible idiot question:-


How does one insert a gif? Does it have to be gif format (I presume yes), and does it have to be under 1mb like pictures, and do you just drop it in like a picture if using a phone?

Thanks chaps and Ender.
 

Red Anders

Red Anders
Rubbernuke said:
That or Salt Bae- only because I recently did some boss artwork of Archon salting the meat
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If that tool ends up as a mascot, I'll have to make my excuses and leave. I respect his ability to charge morons unfeasible amounts for what is by all accounts decent but unspectacular food, but if ever there was proof that we're living in a world where anybody can be famous for anything, he's it. I want to punch my screen through every time I see the words 'signature salt move', like he's splitting the atom or something.

aaaand breathe.
 

Rubbernuke

Rubbernuke
Red Anders said:
If that tool ends up as a mascot, I'll have to make my excuses and leave. I respect his ability to charge morons unfeasible amounts for what is by all accounts decent but unspectacular food, but if ever there was proof that we're living in a world where anybody can be famous for anything, he's it. I want to punch my screen through every time I see the words 'signature salt move', like he's splitting the atom or something.

aaaand breathe.
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backs into bunker and seals door
 

Oztig

Oztig
Red Anders said:
If that tool ends up as a mascot, I'll have to make my excuses and leave. I respect his ability to charge morons unfeasible amounts for what is by all accounts decent but unspectacular food, but if ever there was proof that we're living in a world where anybody can be famous for anything, he's it. I want to punch my screen through every time I see the words 'signature salt move', like he's splitting the atom or something.

aaaand breathe.
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I'd never heard of the bloke until googling him, and yet I already share your hatred. However I think he sums up the modern world, and people's stupidity rather excellently, and may therefore be an ideal mascot 😀

Edit: any spare room in that bunker
 

xzanfr

xzanfr
Red Anders said:
If that tool ends up as a mascot, I'll have to make my excuses and leave. I respect his ability to charge morons unfeasible amounts for what is by all accounts decent but unspectacular food, but if ever there was proof that we're living in a world where anybody can be famous for anything, he's it. I want to punch my screen through every time I see the words 'signature salt move', like he's splitting the atom or something.

aaaand breathe.
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Every time I see salt bae I'm reminded of similarly talentless hanger-on Jay Rayner's review:

"Imagine Rod Hull’s Emu, bare naked and disgracing himself by vomiting down his own neck. "

Full review here: https://www.theguardian.com/food/20...london-take-away-as-a-cult-nusr-et-steakhouse
 

Oztig

Oztig

Red Anders

Red Anders
xzanfr said:
Every time I see salt bae I'm reminded of similarly talentless hanger-on Jay Rayner's review:

"Imagine Rod Hull’s Emu, bare naked and disgracing himself by vomiting down his own neck. "

Full review here: https://www.theguardian.com/food/20...london-take-away-as-a-cult-nusr-et-steakhouse
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lol I read that at the time :D I quite like Rayner's reviews, he doesn't take himself as seriously as many people seem to think and he is actually a decent writer. I mean he's no AA Gill, but nobody else is really.
 
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