My mother has some friends here for sherry and mince pies, the average age is 85, the living room looks like a scene from Dawn of the dead.
My mother has some friends here for sherry and mince pies, the average age is 85, the living room looks like a scene from Dawn of the dead.
Morning oaf.Morning. Oof.
Yeah but once they have done that they will get over it.I live in Scotland so slighting my neighbours by taking their glitter-infused Xmas cards and not returning the favour might mean they burn my house down or throw Brussel sprouts at my windows.
Don't drink to much yourself or you might get carried away and wake up smelling of lavender.My mother has some friends here for sherry and mince pies, the average age is 85, the living room looks like a scene from Dawn of the dead.
Morning oeuf.Morning oaf.
TIL grandmothers play Elite on consoles.Oh wait, my grandmother was scotish and no one held a grudge quite like her.
Second thoughts: Did you want me to send you some stamps... the servo I work at is also the local post office.
Chuck some alien cocoons in the bath.My mother has some friends here for sherry and mince pies, the average age is 85, the living room looks like a scene from Dawn of the dead.
Cards make me furious - they exist solely to guilt trip you in to sending them.I detest writing out and posting/delivering Christmas cards.
Your mail has classes? Aussies don't really do class distinction.TIL grandmothers play Elite on consoles.
That would be great. Second class please because my siblings ain't worth first class postage.
Cards make me furious - they exist solely to guilt trip you in to sending them.
If I had my way I'd lob them straight in the bin but we have to peg them to a bit of string as some sort of totem pole reminder of people that are still alive.
Class distinction is the only way we can pretend we're better than other people.Your mail has classes? Aussies don't really do class distinction.
They have necked a litre of sherry now opening another, have put the police on standby.
Wonder if he will play hard to get by taking away their walking frames or will he claim they are "too quick" for him and submitCan't be long before one of them gets frisky and starts chasing you around the house.
Wonder if he will play hard to get by taking away their walking frames or will he claim they are "too quick" for him and submit![]()
Do you see my avatar?I detest writing out and posting/delivering Christmas cards.
Slade's merry christmas is playing and a unsettling smell of cabbage has filled the house.