Raxxla is only initiation

[dj_wylie]

Im afraid to say i dont think Raxxla is in the game as a physical thing to find. It more probably is the friends we make along the way. (technically those friends are in game right)

 

[Bottom Hat]

I've been thinking about what kind of reasoning would push an ordinary man, or even a not very sane person, to, check note, boil beer until it's a dark paste, then spread it on a toast and eat it. So far I've found none.
People over the world often mock the use of snails in cooking, but I can see why one might try. You are hungry, nothing to eat but butter and herbs. You see a juicy snail and think "f*** it, still better than dying of hunger". You know, Bear Grylls style, except you don't drink your own pee. Or perhaps they did that to, but they didn't keep it as a new culinary discovery.
Sure there are less reasons why one would try to eat very old milk who was left standing next to a mouldy bread for months in a cave. But yet again, either being very young and adventurous or quite desperate might be a reasons why. Honestly the most spectacular is the survival of said individual, and the discovery of cheese.

But marmite ? What kind of insane reason would push a person to even think about it ?

You sir, are no longer welcome in British empire (map from 1890s ish), unless you are in possession of a jar of marmite.

 

[Erei]

You sir, are no longer welcome in British empire (map from 1890s ish), unless you are in possession of a jar of marmite.

This is what is called a marmite here :

Good luck using it on a toast !

AND STOP STEALING OUR COLONIES !

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

This is what is called a marmite here :

Good luck using it on a toast !

AND STOP STEALING OUR COLONIES !

Not stealing - just a 'police action'. Nothing to see here.

 

[Bottom Hat]

This is what is called a marmite here :

Good luck using it on a toast !

AND STOP STEALING OUR COLONIES !

That last line just made me lol - glad you took it in the right spirit!

So is marmite a brand of cooking pot, or a type? Genuinely interested. Because you could make a brilliant helmet out of your marmite.

 

[JohnRoberts]

Its a potted-bellied cooking vessel. Strangely enough, that's how my wife describes me.

 

[Erei]

That last line just made me lol - glad you took it in the right spirit!

So is marmite a brand of cooking pot, or a type? Genuinely interested. Because you could make a brilliant helmet out of your marmite.

A type of cooking pot, not a brand. Like a cauldron ? I think ? Nowadays, most notoriously used to cook large quantities of pasta for large families, or school canteen.

And yes, it makes for good helmets !

 

[Bottom Hat]

Its a potted-bellied cooking vessel. Strangely enough, that's how my wife describes me.

A type of cooking pot, not a brand. Like a cauldron ? I think ? Nowadays, most notoriously used to cook large quantities of pasta for large families, or school canteen.

And yes, it makes for good helmets !

Excellent, thanks guys. I couldn't be bothered to google, as frankly you get better and funnier answers asking people on here who know the answer! (I like yours too john!)

So yeah like a big bottomed cauldron pot, cool. I can see how they would make weighty but fantastic helmets now. It reminds me of a simpsons episode where homer and bart are headbutt-jousting each other wearing such cookware!

 

[JohnRoberts]

Just don't confuse your casque marmite with your pot de chambre. Oh !

 

[fennster]

Yo Dawg, we heard you like Marmite, so we put a marmite on your Marmite.... (Red circle included for clarity.)

 

[JohnRoberts]

Anyways, Raxxla...

 

[Esteban]

Yes, Raxxla! It's in that colossal jar pictured above! (somewhere)

It's as big a mystery as is the fact that the product has such a lofty seal-of-approval

 

[Salmonea]

Its just like Nutella - you should definitely try it.

Tunella?

 

[Jack Winter]

More like Marmella!

 

[Navigare Necesse Est]

Cheese toast is best.

 

[Bottom Hat]

More like Marmella!

That sounds like marmalade mixed with nutella.

I'm not sure if it would be delicious, or horrific.

 

[Navigare Necesse Est]

That sounds like marmalade mixed with nutella.

I'm not sure if it would be delicious, or horrific.

The Latte. Toast and sweet topping is an abomination to taste, eyes and humanity. Could as well put soap on and point out the funny bubbles involved.

 

[Navigare Necesse Est]

If you put cheese on the toast you may also put marmite on, too.

 

[Jack Winter]

That sounds like marmalade mixed with nutella.

I'm not sure if it would be delicious, or horrific.

How about mixing some marmite in the nutella or marmalade to see if anyone notices?

And thinking about Lady Marmalade, makes me hope for a Lady Marmite..!

 

[Bottom Hat]

If you put cheese on the toast you may also put marmite on, too.

If you pardon the expression, I am happy to swing both ways when it comes to sweet on toast, or savoury, but never together. That would be an abomination!

How about mixing some marmite in the nutella or marmalade to see if anyone notices?

And thinking about Lady Marmalade, makes me hope for a Lady Marmite..!

I see your training into the methods of becoming an evil genius, are progressing well. This is the kind of thinking we need in the Hat side of the Force, my young padawan.