Patchy day. Managed to improve slightly with my Regulation run, but also managed to destroy plenty of ships in the process. I'll hold off submitting it yet, just in case I manage to go a little faster towards the end of the week.
Urgh ... 2% is the worst, I've lost several ships trying to knock that last 1% off before landing but landing with it still on is possibly even more annoying.do an ok run, check the live split, drop to the hanger and then notice this..........Very Annoyed!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I meant Corvette. Freudian slipGood weee-boom
I think the Corvette would strongly object to being called a Cutter![]()
That was brilliant! I only hope it doesn't become the standard thing to do after a slight misunderstanding with the rulebook...It was a solemn gathering at a Dublin Citadel, Hangar 31C. Dominating the hangar was a massive wedge-shaped object draped in sackcloth. Chief Officer of Operations of Stevenson Whirlwind Adventures, as well as lead pit crew boss Gyeong Castro, addressed the gathered team.
“We all know why we’re here. Our illustrious leader, Commander Stevenson, has brought shame upon us all by once again failing to read the instructions fully.” The woman pointed dramatically towards an auburn haired heavy-worlder sitting a cardboard marked "penalty," with a worn placard engraved with “RTFM” around her neck.
“This stain of dishonor must be purged from our organization. I decided to blend ancient Buckyball tradition with all of your suggestions, and have decided upon this course of action. First, she must complete one run, reciting 'I must read all the directions'..."
"I thought we decided on instructions..."
"Weren't these rules?"
"WHATEVER! The point is, she must do this at each stop. And until she completes the course at least once, she must fly... THE SHIP OF SHAME!"
A robotic arm removed the sackcloth tarp from the ship.
It was a Cobra Mark III, one of the older variants. It had been painted what had once been called "School Bus Yellow." Safefy reflectors had been glued along its edges. Styrofoam pads had been glued to the front, upon which had been painted a goofy looking grin. Large googly eyes had been attached the doors of the larger weapons bays. The words "SHAME!" had been written boldly on its side, and in the place of her customary decals, was a lamb wearing a bicycle helmet. Finally, rocket fins had been applied liberally along the back of the ship.
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You can watch the Shame run in about 30 minutes below. Amusingly, I almost beat my initial time, despite focusing on actually finishing the run and fumbling with my keyboard in VR.
Source: https://youtu.be/OUfYWPxLgYk
Excellent ... another clip for my Wiccan deaths montage!Well... connectivity issues, a bit of distracted flying, and three severe stopping attempts later, this has to be my best run of the evening:
Source: https://youtu.be/On6moyaxqIs
At least I made it through to the other side! I'm gonna need another Timmy!![]()
No worries, I thought it was me! Thanks for the correction.You should have re appeared now. Sorry for that. Normal service has been resumed.
Hmmm, if I'd have kept all of my failed attempts the deaths montage would be about four hours long!Excellent ... another clip for my Wiccan deaths montage!