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Another week, another GalNet round up! If you haven't got round to installing the humour sensor in your ship and are finding these threads difficult viewing, then fear not, you can catch up on this week's GalNet news here.
XENO-PEACE CHAMPION ELECTED TO CONGRESS - 7 November
Riding high on a platform of "Chat not splat" Dalton Chase has made it through to Federal Congress! Yes, it looks like the Federation has someone on board who hasn't superglued their fingers to the "kill them all" button. Will the addition of a more benevolent voice help temper the "Shoot first, pretend to have asked questions later" mindset of the current Federation hierarchy or is this seed of peace actually a poisonous weed? Only time will tell...
AZIMUTH CLAIM EXPENSIVE SUCCESS - 10 November
Having all your ships blown into more pieces than Salvation 's withered body is apparently a sign of great success according to Azimuth Biotech. Whilst they might have lost a lot of their fleet in the process it does look like Azimuth were able to get the resources they needed to make some strides in rebuilding their reputation. A new anti-Xeno megaship will soon be on its way, because if there is one group who absolutely won't mess up anything anti-Xeno, it's this lot.
UNDERSTANDING THE ‘THARGOID ROAR’ - 10 November
In a shock revelation that absolutely no one saw coming the strange wibbly things may be Thargoid in origin! Everyone here is absolutely gobsmacked at this news, came right out of the blue. What we know now is that the giant wibbly things in space are big, Thargoid in origin and heading our way. Nothing to worry about I'm sure...
FURTHER FSS SCANNER UPGRADE RELEASED - 11 November
A new upgrade has been rolled out to the FSS to help you gaze more wondrously at the giant wibbly things, now with extra added Thargoid spice, free of charge! The upgrade promises reduced interference and a greater level of existential dread as you watch the anomalies get closer and closer.
That's it for this week. If reality hasn't collapsed and all life crumbled away like a biscuit in hot water then we'll be back next week with the news!
Another week, another GalNet round up! If you haven't got round to installing the humour sensor in your ship and are finding these threads difficult viewing, then fear not, you can catch up on this week's GalNet news here.
XENO-PEACE CHAMPION ELECTED TO CONGRESS - 7 November
Riding high on a platform of "Chat not splat" Dalton Chase has made it through to Federal Congress! Yes, it looks like the Federation has someone on board who hasn't superglued their fingers to the "kill them all" button. Will the addition of a more benevolent voice help temper the "Shoot first, pretend to have asked questions later" mindset of the current Federation hierarchy or is this seed of peace actually a poisonous weed? Only time will tell...
AZIMUTH CLAIM EXPENSIVE SUCCESS - 10 November
Having all your ships blown into more pieces than Salvation 's withered body is apparently a sign of great success according to Azimuth Biotech. Whilst they might have lost a lot of their fleet in the process it does look like Azimuth were able to get the resources they needed to make some strides in rebuilding their reputation. A new anti-Xeno megaship will soon be on its way, because if there is one group who absolutely won't mess up anything anti-Xeno, it's this lot.
UNDERSTANDING THE ‘THARGOID ROAR’ - 10 November
In a shock revelation that absolutely no one saw coming the strange wibbly things may be Thargoid in origin! Everyone here is absolutely gobsmacked at this news, came right out of the blue. What we know now is that the giant wibbly things in space are big, Thargoid in origin and heading our way. Nothing to worry about I'm sure...
FURTHER FSS SCANNER UPGRADE RELEASED - 11 November
A new upgrade has been rolled out to the FSS to help you gaze more wondrously at the giant wibbly things, now with extra added Thargoid spice, free of charge! The upgrade promises reduced interference and a greater level of existential dread as you watch the anomalies get closer and closer.
That's it for this week. If reality hasn't collapsed and all life crumbled away like a biscuit in hot water then we'll be back next week with the news!
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