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Another week is coming to a close so lets sum up those GalNet articles you might have missed or couldn't be bothered to read!
Aisling Criticises Imperial Policy - 20 September
Aisling Duvall suggests that maybe, just maybe, whilst there is an intergalactic enemy that threatens the existence of the human race, now is not necessarily the time for the Empire to carry on avoiding playing with others. Her relatives are quoted as saying "Nyah nyah I can't hear you" as they reduce audio signals to their craniums via the application of flesh digits.
Far God Cult Under Federal Scrutiny - 20 September
Standing in-front of a blood soaked monster whilst it eats your neighbours claiming "They just want a hug" is shockingly turning out to not be a vote winner. As humanity looks for someone to blame for the recent Xenos incursion the Far God Cult are currently busy painting a giant target on their backs.
Demands for Azimuth to Face Justice - 21 September
Up next on the list of people the galaxy really want to blame! Fresh calls for Azimuth Biotech to face any criminal charge society can think of are flooding in. Azimuth's responses of "Oh look over there a dead scientist!" and "no u" are interesting defences and we're keen to see how they progress.
Aisling Requests Rare Items to Fund Charity - 22 September
Hello all you poors doing a die! Us rich folks are going to down the champers and have a jolly good time, for you! Yes nothing says "I care" like the nobility getting very drunk whilst the world burns. Phew, good thing nothing like that ever happened in the 2020s!
Deep Space 'Anomalies' Generate Discussion - 23 September
In shocking news people seem to be discussing the appearance of a giant wibbly thing in the sky. We should give no thought to the giant wibbly thing in the sky. The giant wibbly thing in the sky is a benevolent ruler. All hail the giant wibbly thing.
Alliance-Sirius Pact Prepares New Taskforce - 23 September
After some really solid not doing anything, Sirius Corporation and the Alliance are joining together to build an anti-Thargoid task force. Like totally soon. Honest. Meanwhile the Thargoids will be over there, doing some solid tharging whilst they wait.
That's it for this week! Join us next week as the universe continues marching on to its inevitable entropy and all life ceases meaning in the unending vastness of the cosmos.
Another week is coming to a close so lets sum up those GalNet articles you might have missed or couldn't be bothered to read!
Aisling Criticises Imperial Policy - 20 September
Aisling Duvall suggests that maybe, just maybe, whilst there is an intergalactic enemy that threatens the existence of the human race, now is not necessarily the time for the Empire to carry on avoiding playing with others. Her relatives are quoted as saying "Nyah nyah I can't hear you" as they reduce audio signals to their craniums via the application of flesh digits.
Far God Cult Under Federal Scrutiny - 20 September
Standing in-front of a blood soaked monster whilst it eats your neighbours claiming "They just want a hug" is shockingly turning out to not be a vote winner. As humanity looks for someone to blame for the recent Xenos incursion the Far God Cult are currently busy painting a giant target on their backs.
Demands for Azimuth to Face Justice - 21 September
Up next on the list of people the galaxy really want to blame! Fresh calls for Azimuth Biotech to face any criminal charge society can think of are flooding in. Azimuth's responses of "Oh look over there a dead scientist!" and "no u" are interesting defences and we're keen to see how they progress.
Aisling Requests Rare Items to Fund Charity - 22 September
Hello all you poors doing a die! Us rich folks are going to down the champers and have a jolly good time, for you! Yes nothing says "I care" like the nobility getting very drunk whilst the world burns. Phew, good thing nothing like that ever happened in the 2020s!
Deep Space 'Anomalies' Generate Discussion - 23 September
In shocking news people seem to be discussing the appearance of a giant wibbly thing in the sky. We should give no thought to the giant wibbly thing in the sky. The giant wibbly thing in the sky is a benevolent ruler. All hail the giant wibbly thing.
Alliance-Sirius Pact Prepares New Taskforce - 23 September
After some really solid not doing anything, Sirius Corporation and the Alliance are joining together to build an anti-Thargoid task force. Like totally soon. Honest. Meanwhile the Thargoids will be over there, doing some solid tharging whilst they wait.
That's it for this week! Join us next week as the universe continues marching on to its inevitable entropy and all life ceases meaning in the unending vastness of the cosmos.
