GALNOT 14 FEB 3309 | Aislings Sinister Roots Uncovered

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Suspicions have surfaced around 'Princess' Aisling Duval today concerning her motivations for co-chairing the renewed AEGIS.

"When I recall the press photos three weeks ago, it all falls into place" remarked Xavier Vreeland, Imperial Fashion Editor of Bask magazine. "It was a hot rumour on the Omega Fashion Grid that Aisling had roots showing, and that they were ginger- there was panic because new colour treatments no longer disguised this".

He continued-

"When Salvations old research showed that Guardian relics glow blue enough to recolour hair, The Princess™ moved swiftly into a lead AEGIS role to produce this dye under the cover of intergalactic war. She appointed the fearsome hair engineer Lou Roreal to replicate this technology and soon her hair will be the bluest its ever been. I'm just afraid Aisling will destroy the galaxy to get it- what people don't know is The Proteus Wave was a hair colouring tool, not a weapon. Salvation was ginger too, and him trying to change that cost millions of lives. Aisling needs to accept who she is, and not let her vanity doom us all."
 
Meanwhile Princess Aisling Duval addressed the new rumors in a short statement, saying 'I've got no roo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oots!'
 
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