A 1000 (stupid) Ways to Die - Add Yours

[Rat Catcher]

Went into a compromised nav zone with one bar of painite to get their attention. It did.

A ton of biowaste seems to work equally well

 

[kaokao]

Getting your junk caught in a belt sander.

 

[Mimix]

Putting the game on "pause" and crashing into the sun, losing my ship in the process.

 

[M0rty]

all too often have i flown into a star, a planet or missed my stop and proceeded into a star or planet because i was texting and flying

Don't text and fly. Space is perilous enough yo

 

[Icybow73]

Dropping into wingmans signal. Slammed into asteroid on drop. Nearly took out my ship

 

[Steve Solo]

Took my uninsured, brand new python into a high res.....without effective trigger discipline. Back to startwinder for me....

 

[M0rty]

Took my uninsured, brand new python into a high res.....without effective trigger discipline. Back to startwinder for me....

F

 

[CMDR GRAEME COWELL]

I may have maybe cut in line at a station, npc behind me slams into the back of my Mamba which gets jambed up in the mail slot (I knew those wingtip fins were a bad idea) Couldn't go in because I was all crossed up, couldn't go out because 'Ole Bumpy Rams-a-lot' behind me was still trying to get in at full power. Cue the loitering sirens, here mate have a free explosion on us... oh yeah and a fine for loitering for good measure. So far I have attacked EVERY npc unlucky enough to have the same name as the guy who shunted me just on the off chance it's him.

 

[ZAKALWEINC8876]

Attempting to ram an exerted Hydra heart was a fairly stupid way to die. I can't remember if it was the PS AXI or HIVE birthday Hydra hunt.

In my defence I did have no ammo/broken gauss cannons and wasn't messing around with repair/rearm at either party, rebuy screen=back into the fray much faster.

I blame CMDR WitlessPanda, he said you could ram hearts, it was worth a go

o7

 

[Garand1987]

Having your binds set so your DSS is close to your ADS and instead of honking you go into DSS mode and fly into a neutron Star when arriving into the system.

also, when exploring Thargoid sites, don’t forget that you have a couple of UA’s in the trunk and not in your SRV while you get distracted for a couple hours.

 

[Bigmaec]

This necro is rated aspiring.

 

[Dagwit]

Heading straight for an asteroid, I decided to pitch down and boost.

The boosting went well....

 

[aardappelianen]

A long time ago when i brought my corvette to some engineer all the pads were taken so i decided to just land on the ground between the structures while i wait, upon touchdown my ship was obliterated.
Turns out i landed on a skimmer.