A bit of homeliness (or silliness) please

I have a suggestion that might make Frontier a bob or two.
We can get paint jobs, new suits, lights etc at the store.
Why not food and drink? Our ships are certainly shipshape, but do they really need to be so clean and tidy? Surely there could be plates/food containers and cups/cans lying around the cabin?
My understanding is that there is no artificial gravity on our ships and that we have magnets in our shoes (and our a***s too I imagine, I do not see a strap across my lap when I look down).
So, like our shoes, I suppose our plates/food containers etc would be magnetic. Although the jam sandwich you were eating for lunch and let go of, would be flying around the cockpit or stuck to the windscreen.
We could perhaps also purchase dirty laundry sets. The items might end up floating around as well. It would perhaps be inconvenient to suddenly find your dirty underpants or bra (female set) blocking your view while in combat, although a bit of lateral thrust ought to solve the problem. Imagine the fun we could have deliberately manoeuvring in such a manner that we end up with the said underpants or whatever across our faces and then taking a picture of course - or trying to get it on the face of our mate who is multi-crewing with us.
I think it would be worth paying a couple of quid for...
 
It would be pretty fun. Getting rammed and having that milkshake get plastered to the inside of the canopy, now you can't see. Maybe with major hull damage the bridge doors could fail, and all your personal belongings could get sucked into the void if your canopy is blown.
 
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