Some of us are old enough to remember the time when PC games that had a boss key.
A special keybind, that would instantly pause your game, and flip your game screen to a black screen, some boss-keys, even had a dos-prompt.
Now some of us have relationships and some of our spouses aren't gamers and tend to frown upon such wastes of unproductive time (by playing games)
Elite has some key issues that really chafe our significant others and stresses the RNGesus out of us.
Our expected "just give us a moment" can unfold into a torturous, panic, and stress-filled unpackaging of "several moments" each lasting far longer than our preferred 30' seconds whilst also exponentially diminishes our chances of coitus at a future time.
So I propose a similar BOSS Key for the little boss's in our lives.
When the Boss key is Toggled our game-mode is augmented into "In-a-moment-dear" mode
but our other halves and/or Guardian of Smaller creatures (genetics and/or wagging tails notwithstanding) might consider us to be cheating on them by opting to spend our lives with other commanders rather than themselves.
This way we can spend more time with our family, sat in the sofa as they "pretend" to be paying attention to the evening's "family entertainment", and not addicted to their little screens they have with them and you are sat their explaining why Doctor whats-their-name is helping kid-detective, and you have that itch to be back in front you own screen being out in the black.
A special keybind, that would instantly pause your game, and flip your game screen to a black screen, some boss-keys, even had a dos-prompt.
Now some of us have relationships and some of our spouses aren't gamers and tend to frown upon such wastes of unproductive time (by playing games)
Elite has some key issues that really chafe our significant others and stresses the RNGesus out of us.
Our expected "just give us a moment" can unfold into a torturous, panic, and stress-filled unpackaging of "several moments" each lasting far longer than our preferred 30' seconds whilst also exponentially diminishes our chances of coitus at a future time.
So I propose a similar BOSS Key for the little boss's in our lives.
When the Boss key is Toggled our game-mode is augmented into "In-a-moment-dear" mode
- When we press exit, the game saves and exits
- none of this OOH they could be Combat logging 15 second wait, I mean we have to go NOW. It's a booty call or a bed time story or help out with lifting the shopping, god dammit I need to quit NOW!!!!
- Interdictions don't happen - at all.
- Your indications are also a given "win"
- Teleport to journey's end.
- Supercruise is a mean mistress, those last 7 light-seconds on the approach to a planetary starport or a space station can be torturous as there is no way of really telling how long those light-seconds are really going to take, and extra moon, a gas giant can really dilate time to coitus denying results. A boss key should teleports us to our journey's end.
- Instant docking.
- Lucky Rolls
- Is the RNG getting that very in-a-moment-dear etched into your other halves memory for future barging/argument??
with the Boss key, it's more of a SURE thiNG. Hold this down this key and Rolls are instant (no waiting) AND they reach their maximum stats. - Blasting rocky outcrops? once targeted and you tap on the boss key, the outcrop will explode, and the ore teleports directly to your personal storage.
- Also, the Random Number Generator is weighted and adjusted for the items that are pinned blue-printed lists, so you get exactly what your want.......so then you can leave the game and the other half can get what THEY want, so you might get that other thing you wanted
- Deep Core mining charges always detonate perfectly with optimal yield, regardless of how many or how well you planted your charges.
- Limpets aren't required just the module. just point at the Asteroid or floating cargo, hold down the boss key and execute the normal "launch" button, and the Asteroid is instantly prospected, and the floating cargo teleported into your hold.
- Is the RNG getting that very in-a-moment-dear etched into your other halves memory for future barging/argument??
- Thargoids roll over and let you scratch their bellies
but our other halves and/or Guardian of Smaller creatures (genetics and/or wagging tails notwithstanding) might consider us to be cheating on them by opting to spend our lives with other commanders rather than themselves.
This way we can spend more time with our family, sat in the sofa as they "pretend" to be paying attention to the evening's "family entertainment", and not addicted to their little screens they have with them and you are sat their explaining why Doctor whats-their-name is helping kid-detective, and you have that itch to be back in front you own screen being out in the black.