General / Off-Topic a thoughtfully British thread

Cmdr Andy B

Cmdr Andy B
you know us brits, when something happens we don't like the first thing we do is make jokes about it!

in that spirit i thought i'd start a thread for us to share a few giggles about recent events.

please note: this thread is for fun, not for calling anyone out on their opinions/actions and still needs to adhere to the forum rules. that said, if you are easy to offend then nothing to see here, please move along ;)

I'll start you off with a few jokes of my own, feel free to chip in some of your own comedy gold :D



I hear FDev are planning a train simulator, yet another game that's always on line. :(

how to make sure your laptop is always online:

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what's the difference between elite Dangerous and heaven?

if heaven isn't as described you wont have a chance to consult a lawyer, they are all in hell.

whats the difference between the frontier forums and a bridge?

you only get one troll per bridge and they are under it, not on it.

if you want a good trade opportunity try Forum station in the Fdev system, i hear they has loads of whine right now ;)

that's it from me, its over to you - go on, give us a lol!
 

Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
Volunteer Moderator
Sir.Tj
Sometimes being a mod can be tough, my frankly evil sense of humour has just kicked into overdrive. :p

Just don't go too far ok? :D
 

Cmdr Andy B

Cmdr Andy B
T.j said:
Sometimes being a mod can be tough, my frankly evil sense of humour has just kicked into overdrive. :p

Just don't go too far ok? :D
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i can imagine a mod getting an infraction would be a little embarrassing :D

i have a couple i decided not to post as they were a little too close to a rule breach for my liking, i'll keep it within the rules ;)
 

Frank

Frank
Anyone posting here, if you look up you'll see T.j's BanHammer of Damocles hanging from this thread.
 

Googol

Googol
Frank said:
Anyone posting here, if you look up you'll see T.j's BanHammer of Damocles hanging from this thread.
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OK, I'll risk it: How many mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Irrelevant. A lightbulb is far too small for that sort of activity. ;)
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:D
 

noodle

noodle
Why did the Elite Dangerous player cross the road?

To get a wi-fi signal so he could play the damn game :p
 
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