So i'm sitting in Crown ring at Quechua with a cargo hold containing 14 Altarian skin 20 Coquim spongiform victuals 7 Ethgreze tea buds and waiting for some Albino Quechua Mammoth to spawn to finish my current run to Yaso Kondi for the night. The only barrier I have is drunkeness. I've downed half a litre of rum and a few ciders at the start of this run and im starting to regret it. Dont drink and drive kids. Lets hope and pray I make it to my station tonight.
Alcoholic space trucker problems
- Thread starter Tibeerius
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You can to it. Hands at 10 & 2, thumbs up. Keep em between the lines and you're golden! Drunk profit is the best because you might not remember making it! Also, drunk losses are the best losses, because you might not remember making them!
Edit: in real life, I don't condone operating any kind if vehicle/machinery whilst intoxicated
Edit: in real life, I don't condone operating any kind if vehicle/machinery whilst intoxicated
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I've been drunk every night this week while flying on spiced rum and beer. I also have a habit of using my engine boost to get out the stations quickly in true buck rodgers / battle star galactica mode, quite often i'll bump into people. I smashed into someone head on the other night while intoxicated, but I was trying to eat a bag of doritos at the same time (the cheesy ones) so I'm not really to blame.. Felt sorry for the guy I hit though as his ship exploded shortly afterwards spilling his cargo all over the station. I didn't hang about, I just hit hyperspace quickly 
Ye Gods, the times I've heard people say that...
I made it! Took some stern concentration. Good night my fellow pilots. And to that one CMDR who tried to interdict me... nice try bud, would have been some catch. Better luck next time.
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We need to form some kind of drunk alliance of pilots. Scouring the galaxy with our adorable non-chalantness.
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I've been drunk every night this week while flying on spiced rum and beer. I also have a habit of using my engine boost to get out the stations quickly in true buck rodgers / battle star galactica mode, quite often i'll bump into people. I smashed into someone head on the other night while intoxicated, but I was trying to eat a bag of doritos at the same time (the cheesy ones) so I'm not really to blame.. Felt sorry for the guy I hit though as his ship exploded shortly afterwards spilling his cargo all over the station. I didn't hang about, I just hit hyperspace quickly
We need to form some kind of drunk alliance of pilots. Scouring the galaxy with our adorable non-chalantness.