OK folks, I'm waiting for the overnight sleeper train to Edinburgh, I'm insanely drunk, I'm bored, I've played for over 3yrs and there's nothing I don't know about Elite Damgerous (apart from the stuff I don't know abkut Elote Dangeeous) ... ask me utterly anything you fancy and I will answer in the next hour
Alec is insanely drunk - ask him ANYTHING
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
By the way, this scene goes on for about 20 replies so I'll be off to bed. Good luck on the sleeper train...
By the way, this scene goes on for about 20 replies so I'll be off to bed. Good luck on the sleeper train...
Fromt ,y admittedly inexpert knowledge of what a woodchuk is, it jas small paws rifht? I'd say not very far ... best estimate ... about 1.5ft.
I don't actually know what fujin tea is like ... right now i'd say GIVE ME FUJIN TEA!!!
Ok, my 1st guess wpuld habebeen eddb ... hang on ..
Wait ... waverley .. that's the station inEdinbirhg rifht? Roght now that would be Edinburgh council ... in approx 8hrs time ... ALEC TURNER WILL CONTROL WAVERLEEY STARION!!!
I don,t know,a why did the console player cross the road?
Where is Raxxla?
P.S. this is a social expiriment ... by constraining all my drunks posts to one threzd i can erase this entirely re night from history by deleting this single therad! I am a genous!
Followed by: Milk or lemon?
I believe the locationof Raxxla was recently revealed durong an overheard conversation in a Cambridge pub! Check my best of forum thread for the full details!
Unfamiliar as I am with the peculiarities of fujin teA i would ask the waitres to leave both ... my best guess (based on nothing whatsoevevr) would be ... lemon.
P?S. This is the crappest game of trith of dare i have ever playes!
Lemon, lime, orange, or cucumber?
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DO you meanfor shoving up the ****? I guess cucumber?
Sheesh, I have a wealth of valuBle ED information at my fingertips here and people are asking me what veg/fruit Inwould shove up my ****!
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Should I continue to wear my chain in public or politely ask for something less conspicious?
Your heart is true, you may pass.
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What time is your train?