Amusing VoiceAttack

[Voz]

I've started playing around with VoiceAttack and clearly need to keep tuning phrases as I coughed and had my landing gear deployed for me just now

Working my way through the excellent instructions from Commander Flak but I wondered what has been the most amusing mis-hearing made by the software for others?

So far mine has to be -
'arm although anything other than itself for 30 staff'
or
'are on the surface of a house hotel'
or even,
'also the it lawyers the other end birth of a the our lady who is from today's so clearly your fancy man'

Must remember to turn the TV down.

Hilarious.

 

[RCKJD]

Set fire command to "pew!" and then fight enemies while going "pew! pew! pew! pew!" into the microphone.

 

[Commander Jake Skyrunner]

There was a prank that someone did on the XBOX ONE, where the 'pranker' named himself "XBOX-OFF"..... he would then muck about in a game, and would annoy everyone. So much so that people would scream down the mic "Xbox Off" ..... which would then take that person (the one screaming) out of the game with a dialog asking "are you sure you want to exit?"

Here is a video of this prank in action : http://youtu.be/VsA4qm0wmHc

So in realation to your question, I have not had any mishaps with Voice Attack as yet, however, if someone was to name themselves 'Commander Eject Cargo".... I could see this being a funny annoyance...

 

[ErikNM]

It's often a bit amusing to look through the VoiceAttack log after having finished an Elite session, just to see what it has misinterpreted.

In example, here's parts of the log from today's session:

20:22:25 - Recognized : 'weapon power'
20:22:22 - Recognized : 'half speed'
20:22:00 - Unrecognized : 'whom whom home home alone home'
20:21:16 - Recognized : 'stop'
20:20:59 - Recognized : 'engine power'

20:20:26 - Recognized : 'weapon power'
20:20:06 - Recognized : 'half speed'
20:20:02 - Unrecognized : 'who whom homered'
20:19:51 - Unrecognized : 'whom are home alone whom home home and whom home'
20:18:50 - Recognized : 'half speed'
20:18:46 - Recognized : 'weapons online'

20:13:55 - Recognized : 'weapon power'
20:13:14 - Recognized : 'weapons online'
20:12:21 - Unrecognized : 'home loan whom whom are home whom'
20:06:02 - Recognized : 'stop'

I have absolutely no idea why it keeps registrering those red words. I've played in complete solitude today, and haven't spoken to anyone on the phone. Perhaps I subconsciously wonder whom are home alone, and want to give them a loan.

 

[Cmdr Andy B]

the best one i've seen was the bloke on youtube docking when the boost went off and smashed him into the back of the station - a real facepalm moment if ever i saw one!