Another "parking ticket" moan...

Was leaving Morey Port in my Corvette earlier.

Just as I got into the mailslot a Beluga appeared from above and made a sharp turn into the toast-rack.

I didn't want to hit it, or risk getting wedged, and it wasn't showing any signs of slowing down or stopping so I reversed back out of the mailslot to give it room and....

TRESPASS!!! Cr400 FINE. TRESPASS!!!
LEAVE THE STATION IMMEDIATELY OR YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!

Trespass?

I was getting out of the way of a bus being flown by a brain-dead NPC moron.
I was already IN the mailslot when it appeared and it wasn't going to let me out so I had no other choice.

And this is a "crime"? [rolleyes]
 
Was leaving Morey Port in my Corvette earlier.

Just as I got into the mailslot a Beluga appeared from above and made a sharp turn into the toast-rack.

I didn't want to hit it, or risk getting wedged, and it wasn't showing any signs of slowing down or stopping so I reversed back out of the mailslot to give it room and....

TRESPASS!!! Cr400 FINE. TRESPASS!!!
LEAVE THE STATION IMMEDIATELY OR YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!

Trespass?

I was getting out of the way of a bus being flown by a brain-dead NPC moron.
I was already IN the mailslot when it appeared and it wasn't going to let me out so I had no other choice.

And this is a "crime"? [rolleyes]

Yes.

Granted, one of many countless stupid ones, but a crime all the same. Try getting a littering fine, at a burning station, when rescuing escape pods because your cargo hatch burned open and let a limpet fall out.

Or worse, pull a Cosby Maneuver at a burning station because you're focused on saving lives and get the same ticket.

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