Anyone looking for a new and entertaining screen saver?

mpax

mpax
I know a lot of you may not be able to do so, seeing as you may be exploring, mining out in space, busy grinding, etc. but for those of you that are in the bubble just messing around every day, I have the perfect "screensaver" for you!

Step 1: Go to Maia and land at a landing pad of your choosing! (Preferably the one that traffic control assigns to you)
Step 2: Enjoy the view from you ship for a short while, because its bound to turn into a rave with all of the LaZerZ *pew pew pew*
Step 3: Enable your sweet suite camera and move it to the back of the station
Step 4: About face so you are not staring the stations erection but instead at its "mail slot"
Step 4: Detach camera enjoy all the ships being blown up!
 

mpax

mpax
Sure is! Its always fun watching a Beluga try to mate with an Orca too.
 
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IndigoWyrd

IndigoWyrd
mpax said:
Sure is! Its always fin watching a Beluga try to make with an Orca too.
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Nothing to see here....
 

IndigoWyrd

IndigoWyrd
mpax said:
Step 4: About face so you are not staring the stations erection but instead at its "mail slot"
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Is that a Freudian Slip in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?

Also, Mail Slot sounds just like Male Slot, which also sounds a lot like a semi-vulgar description of a gigolo.
 
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