Anyone tracking Santa on EDSM?

[Mr T]

Santa isn't real.

Boris Johnson says otherwise:

Santa Claus is coming to town! PM tells 8-year-old there will be Christmas gifts | ITV News

The prime minister said he'd "put a call in to the North Pole" and Father Christmas is "raring to go, as are Rudolph and all the other reindeer". | ITV National News

www.itv.com

Politicians never lie (or so I've heard)

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Boris Johnson says otherwise:

Santa Claus is coming to town! PM tells 8-year-old there will be Christmas gifts | ITV News

The prime minister said he'd "put a call in to the North Pole" and Father Christmas is "raring to go, as are Rudolph and all the other reindeer". | ITV National News

www.itv.com

Politicians never lie (or so I've heard)

prty sus ngl

 

[Susanna]

Dear Santa,

Can I haz your stuff?

That will probably be raindeer poo...

 

[Bottom Hat]

That will probably be raindeer poo...

I was hoping for the magic stuff, but you may have found the flaw in my cunning yet poorly thought out plan....!

 

[Esteban]

You better watch out, you better not gank...

Santa's no push-over in combat. You're not getting his stuff easily!

 

[rrobes]

I’ve been naughty so I’m on the outs, Santa-wise.

 

[Qualityoflife]

Galnet, Twednesday 3306; Santa is running behind due to lack of resources...tritium delays and bromelite instead Ltd's have taxed his efforts...frontier is now responsible for galaxy wide shortages...pirates of the "Interiors Now" faction demand retribution!

 

[Hacker#451563]

How long till we hear the screams of the naughty children he's taken that spend eternity in a hellish dimension of torment in his Sack of Suffering?

At least that's what my mum used to tell me.