General / Off-Topic Apple or Banana
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Banana ...
I can eat it and put the skin outside your door so you go flying in the morning
J/K
I can eat it and put the skin outside your door so you go flying in the morning
J/K
Seeing as there's no 'Squirrel' option - Banana, of course. Why? Vive la Banane!
Can't believe there are voters for banana... Look at it a different way.
Cider vs. Banana daiquiri
Apple pie vs. Banoffee pie
Apple fritter vs. Banana fritter
Apple cake vs. Banana cake
Apple juice vs. [null]
Cider vinegar vs. [null]
Apple chutney vs. [null]
Apple sauce vs. [null]
Toffee apple vs. [null]
Apple turnover vs. [null]
Tart au pommes vs. [null]
Calvados vs. [null]
etc.
Cider vs. Banana daiquiri
Apple pie vs. Banoffee pie
Apple fritter vs. Banana fritter
Apple cake vs. Banana cake
Apple juice vs. [null]
Cider vinegar vs. [null]
Apple chutney vs. [null]
Apple sauce vs. [null]
Toffee apple vs. [null]
Apple turnover vs. [null]
Tart au pommes vs. [null]
Calvados vs. [null]
etc.
Banana
It's a fruit, it can provide enjoyment, it can be a source of humour, it tastes great with custard, it goes well with jam, and if dipped in liquid nitrogen it makes a damn good hammer.
It's a fruit, it can provide enjoyment, it can be a source of humour, it tastes great with custard, it goes well with jam, and if dipped in liquid nitrogen it makes a damn good hammer.
* The banana is shaped to fit into the human hand.
* It comes with a protective, non-slip surface to hold.
* It is curved towards the face for ease of consumption and does not squirt in one's face during the act.
* There is a "pull tab" at the top for easy access, but is easier accessed by pinching the bottom and opening from that end.
* It has a simple color code to show ripeness: Green; too early. Yellow; just right. Black; too late.
Bananas have Bananaman. Where is your Appleman, apple-lovers?
Banana, for the endless innuendo it offers.
Also, I've never seen apples used as a time travel plot device.
Also, I've never seen apples used as a time travel plot device.
The Apple corer pah....... Click on the link below for the best banana gadget ever.......
For All True Banana lovers, will make your life complete
For All True Banana lovers, will make your life complete
I blame Jobs and Woz for the outcome of this poll. Jobs much more than Woz though.
Bananas are unrealistic! Nothing else has that funny shape! I only want Apples in my universe! Everyone must be forced to eat Apples!
* The banana is shaped to fit into the human hand.
* It comes with a protective, non-slip surface to hold.
* It is curved towards the face for ease of consumption and does not squirt in one's face during the act.
* There is a "pull tab" at the top for easy access, but is easier accessed by pinching the bottom and opening from that end.
* It has a simple color code to show ripeness: Green; too early. Yellow; just right. Black; too late.
Someone gave me neutral rep for this post ^^^
Seriously? The topic is a bit of fun, yet it upset you so much you had to give people neutral rep for it?
EDIT: I since found that it was neutral rep, so have edited this post to correct that. Kind of makes my post look stupid now, so I apologise for that.
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Sometimes you have to roll with the punches... and sometimes its worth the negative... it justs means you got a reaction... and thats positive....even when its negative...
