Archon - why you mad wid I n I?

Scudmungus · Jun 11, 2015

Dere I n I be, bringing hundreds of tons of narcotics to King Pirate's home system.

To Gabriel Enterprise be headin, to sell mı wares. A rough and ready places of violence and skullduggery. Mi Kumo bredren an sistren be all around, growling unwashed and strong! Feelin gud, feelin gud!

As I get to di station, what happen?

SCAN DETECTED

510 000 Credit Fine: Illegal Goods

KING PIRATE?! WUT HAPPEN?

I was robbed by di Pirate King... v_v

So, Archon - I be thinkin you a pirate and dis be fi yuh home turf. what you playin at mon?

Steve50 · Jun 11, 2015

Can someone be a lamb and translate that into English for me? Much thanks.

SMcA · Jun 11, 2015

Would you care to repeat that in English?

Scudmungus said:
Dere I n I be, bringing hundreds of tons of narcotics to King Pirate's home system.

To Gabriel Enterprise be headin, to sell mı wares. A rough and ready places of violence and skullduggery. Mi Kumo bredren an sistren be all around, growling unwashed and strong! Feelin gud, feelin gud!

As I get to di station, what happen?

SCAN DETECTED

510 000 Credit Fine: Illegal Goods

KING PIRATE?! WUT HAPPEN?

I was robbed by di Pirate King... v_v

So, Archon - I be thinkin you a pirate and dis be fi yuh home turf. what you playin at mon?

Traversus · Jun 11, 2015

.....there is a universal translator somewhere?? anyone know a station where to buy it??

CMDR Brock Samson · Jun 11, 2015

Yes, there is:

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?s...owthread.php?t=155789&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

777Driver · Jun 11, 2015

Guess he wants to know why he got fined for bringing drugs into a drug den.... Where is Gabriel Enterprise, and what is the legal standing on drugs there? ( I dont have access to the game)

Btw, he's talking in Jamaican Patwa..

Commander Starcloak · Jun 11, 2015

You guys can't read that? He hauled narcotics to Delaine's systems, and got fined. He wants to know what the Pirate King's playing at, getting down on his pilot brethren in the illegal goods trade.

Steve50 · Jun 11, 2015

Commander Starcloak said:
You guys can't read that? He hauled narcotics to Delaine's systems, and got fined. He wants to know what the Pirate King's playing at, getting down on his pilot brethren in the illegal goods trade.

Not easily, guess I'm just dumb

ianw · Jun 11, 2015

So the TL: DR is

Pirate king shafts pirate - who saw that coming?

(or it may be a bug)

I and I Redeye · Jun 11, 2015

The station is question is not controlled by an Anarchist faction.

So, because of that it has security, fines, etc.

It will need players to work the background sim to change it.

It's not a bug or anything like that. It's just simply the station has a non anarchy faction controlling it.

Freddie Sparkles Jnr · Jun 11, 2015

777Driver said:
Btw, he's talking in Jamaican Patwa..

Apart from the "What you playing at mon" bit which confused me a little, I was reading it in a Cornish accent along the lines of long john silver.

GriM_AoD · Jun 11, 2015

The pirate king clearly want's a cut xD
No surprise there hehe

Ulysses_W · Jun 11, 2015

CMDR Brock Samson said:
Yes, there is:

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?s...owthread.php?t=155789&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Hahahahahahahahahaha. (Deep breath) hahahahahhahahahaha

PiLhEaD · Jun 11, 2015

Does anyone know where to find narcotics?

All the places I'd recorded having them are now bereft...

..nd I and I feelz tharz a might fine bounty on thar'm...

Cyda · Jun 11, 2015

CMDR Brock Samson said:
Yes, there is:

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?s...owthread.php?t=155789&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Haha, excellent, that helped a lot.

777Driver · Jun 11, 2015

Cyda said:
Haha, excellent, that helped a lot.

Bit of a difference between Jamaican Patwa and some American street gang crap. Not that a give a damn, but it's actually racist.

Derthek · Jun 11, 2015

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PiLhEaD · Jun 11, 2015

Derthek said:
We should all role play on the forums. This would be an amazing place haha

Yah-har meh harti, Oil be with yah thar!

(yes, agreed, a very fine point old chap)

Scudmungus · Jun 11, 2015

777Driver said:
Guess he wants to know why he got fined for bringing drugs into a drug den.... Where is Gabriel Enterprise, and what is the legal standing on drugs there? ( I dont have access to the game)

Btw, he's talking in Jamaican Patwa..

Ja ja. All de while I n I be tinking Archon hab de ting lack but no!

Ok so we bringin anarchy it is. Mission time fah mi!

Give thanks bredren n sistren fah di info <3

Cyda · Jun 11, 2015

777Driver said:
Bit of a difference between Jamaican Patwa and some American street gang crap. Not that a give a damn, but it's actually racist.

I didn't post the link but I still found it easier to read than the op. Plus I am sure he was having a bit of fun and meant no harm by it.