Artefacts, Aliens, Thargoids or worse!!!! (WARNING - HUMOUR)

[DextersIndignation]

After reading many threads on this whole artefact issue. I have come to the conclusion that there is a need for a more light hearted take on the whole situation.

I suppose This thread could contain any such post.


But be aware, the mods due to issues with space dementia have little or no understanding of humour in any real form. There are also reports that some players/posters/alt's also lack to ability to laugh!


So feel free to post mad, mental, strange theories here!


Unless a mod decides otherwise?

 

[DextersIndignation]

Well....
Option 1. There is no such thing as Thargoids.

The probe is from a guy called Xenu, he claims to be the former dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who 75 million years ago rules the galaxy.
Evidence below.

[video]http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/what-scientologists-actually-believe?utm_term=.ohXKjyzzV&sub=1649856_405932[/video]

 

[Tigorath]

Perhapse the Thargoids completely took over the entire galaxy and we ARE thargoids. I mean, has anyone actually SEEN a human being?

 

[SteveLaw]

But be aware, the mods due to issues with space dementia have little or no understanding of humour in any real form.

You should be safe in here then.

 

[Stormprooter]

It's a cloaking device

 

[Vasious]

Its really an April fools joke we just took too long to find it, hence why we ended up getting hints

The message when sped up and played in reverse says

"Hah got yah, have a Great April fools day from the all team at Frontier"

Hence the tuba sounds playing a polka in the back ground

 

[Philip Coutts]

It's a container full of Thargoid eggs and when we figure out how to open it the Universe as we know it will end. It will end badly for Humans and pretty well for Thargoids.

 

[Riedquat]

Whistling was the nick-name that the Yankees gave a 7.44-inch English Blakely at Vicksburg, because of the peculiar noise that its projectiles made when they whizzed through the air.

A previously unknown Arty Fact.

 

[DextersIndignation]

Its a space plague that will reset EVERY SINGLE player back to a sidewinder!

It will kill multiple universes.

Only one instance will remain!

"OPEN"

Many complained about players grinding in solo!

This is the cure!!!!!

There will be chaos!

No more groups, No more solo...

Just OPEN for us all!

 

[Xakaz]

Its a space plague that will reset EVERY SINGLE player back to a sidewinder!

It will kill multiple universes.

Only one instance will remain!

"OPEN"

Many complained about players grinding in solo!

This is the cure!!!!!

There will be chaos!

No more groups, No more solo...

Just OPEN for us all!

I prayed for this!

 

[Navynuke99]

Once we figure out the proper base system to convert the raw binary to, we'll find it's lyrics, and after another frequency domain/ Fourier analysis of the sounds, we'll find it's a tablature. And the message? Something wonderful...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-HUgzYPm9g

 

[DextersIndignation]

what would Fararge and UKIP say....

These illegal immigrant aliens sneaking in to our space....

Stealing all the benefits.

getting free trips and excursions over the Galaxy......


Can you believe one of them was even flown to sol and given all sorts to play with. Even the most expensive items in the galaxy.....




ITS AN OUTRAGE.......!

 

[The Natoorat]

Well, let me think...

 

[Drizzt Do Urden]

let me get popcorn...

 

[Sotapeikko]

They are of course thargoid appliances for making poopsicles: the most delicious thing in the known universe.

 

[DextersIndignation]

let me get popcorn...

They are of course thargoid appliances for making poopsicles: the most delicious thing in the known universe.

Guys, you know nothing...


Aliens only want humans for one thing....


Eating.


All alien life wants to eat our brains.

 

[McBierle]

All alien life wants to eat our brains.

I thought zombies were invented for that...

 

[DextersIndignation]

I thought zombies were invented for that...

I saw the documentary that explains this.
It is called "Plan nine from outer space"

 

[Ian Phillips]

I have listened to the sound recording again and again and am convinced that this is what I'm hearing:

http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/gif/2af15e7a50c84dc7088767563aea0dd82fefc58.gif

 

[dunnykin]

By 3300 earth's radio bubble extends about 1400 light years out. Its obviously a retaliatory response to reality TV from a more enlightened species who have decided we need eradicated.