As a Yodel courier driver, you know you have been playing too much elite when…

[Protoplasmic traveler]

… Every stop to park is a complicated docking manoeuvre

… Every trip is a Hyper jump (when the satnav speaks I hear "charging")

… Every police car is a Security vessel about to scan you (probably is scanning you)

…. Every business drop is a spaceport

…. Every home stop is a small station stop

…. Private Cars are asteroids (most behave like asteroids anyway)

… Other courier drivers are potential pirate scum (because they are).

… Mining is a tricky business

… every stop that fails (because empty or wrong package) is buying at your loss or not buying at all